Well I Laughed !

[No longer with us]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the Toilet, Please advise."

I fear if I was in ur company I would permanently have face ache.............. From laughing

 

[Sammy]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the Toilet, Please advise."

I am at a loss !! There are no words

Oh please don't encourage the old goat , you have no idea him n her69

 

[Deleted member 1030]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the Toilet, Please advise."

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the Toilet, Please advise."

Blinder Stew, well played!!