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MOTM

18 July 2015
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You do?
As some of you may be aware of, I have some unusual culinary skills, Chicken being one of many
So what can't you do?
 
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Hang wallpaper.
Well, i can...but it lookslike a 3yr olds done itc
 
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Be a doctor.
It's not that I don't like the sight of blood, don't mind it, that doesn't bother me but rather the fact I don't have the qualifications.
 
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I can't draw
Ooooo I can't draw either. It honestly winds me up. Even if the object is right in front of me my masterpiece looks like a childs drawing. In fact my children ridicule me .

I can't go on holiday and just sunbathe. I need to have a preplanned list of things I'd like to do and try and talk Kaz into doing them when we get there.

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I can't watch more than 10 minutes of The Only Way Is Essex without feeling the need to bring back Capital Punishment

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P.s this could be a long thread @Pearls
 
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I can't differentiate the tastes between Marmite and Earwax (don't ask about the earwax. That's another story).

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I can't dance. This is something else I don't understand! I watch other people dance and they look good but when I dance, I look like a prize pillock.
I'm not joking either. Somebody describe my dancing as a 'Vertical Epileptic Fit' .

I can't even Dad dance. I look and feel so akward .

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MOTM

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I'll teach ya xx
 
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I'll teach ya xx
Tbh I think my hips are missing some kind of essential hinge or pivot . I wasn't built for dancing .
It would take copius amounts of alcofrol to get me anywhere near a dancefloor

Although I can do 'oops upside your head'.

B x
 
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