There's this guy I've fucked a few times. I distinctly remember the first time he came onto me; when he sent through a pic, the person in the photo had a retro Atari t-shirt on, which is my generation, not the 27 years old he claimed to be, and I called him on it and then ignored him.
Only he came back. First time was after the Brexit vote, then after Trump was elected, and then after the last election. I just fuck him when I'm in a foul mood and the rest of the time he flaps about asking for a fuck. He wasn't a good shag to start with.
Anyway... he contacted me again the other day and, as it had been a while, I asked him to remind me of what he's up for/into and to resend a face pic.
Baring in mind that I've been intimate with this human on several occasions, I did not recognise the person in the pics.
I'm like, We have met before, haven't we? I don't mean to be funny but that pic doesn't match the one in my head!
"Oh," he says, "it's an old pic."
Oh ryl?
Maybe you might want to update yr pics then if a person who's fucked you can't recognise you from the photo you just sent...
I have no respect for this person.