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I love the PM bit carnage lol
I love the PM bit carnage lolBrilliant!!
I love the first idea.. ha! *gets jotter pad*
Brilliant reply though..x
Oh dear godI would set up profile system so single males and females are already alotted a joint matchmaking profile.
And anyone who has voluntarily donated (its volentary remember) gets 2 single females added to their profile (or males depending on preferance)
Ha there's no escaping you is there!Go on them don't keep me in suspense! Have I got the job and when do I start?
Oh fuck!I've got a day off Friday I can start then!
This is very true xSo do I but we all know @Mootje would reply to them all
You know you want me to!Oh fuck!
Maybe we can ease you in gently..You know you want me to!
You have to be a very good boy..How did loony get sparkles ??? I want sparkles
No you were right first time x it's cos we're speshullOops looby ... Spellcheck error .... Honest
How did loony get sparkles ??? I want sparkles
Ahhh it suits.. You'll be fineOops looby ... Spellcheck error .... Honest
Since when I have done gently?Maybe we can ease you in gently..i like to ease things in x
Mrs MTF!!!Maybe we can ease you in gently..i like to ease things in x
Oh aye there is this..No you were right first time x it's cos we're speshull
What shurrup you your still getting jiggy with a water melonMrs MTF!!!Woman! !
Okay tell me more...
Watermelon ..... Hmmm never tried thatWhat shurrup you your still getting jiggy with a water melon
Me and the watermelon and jiggying away.. Getting hot n steamy and well.. phew.. Green, red and sloppy, mushy,... seedy? you betcha.What shurrup you your still getting jiggy with a water melon
Me too... the fine lady is actually being nice to me for once.. we're singing together, dancing together.. and she's not threatening to kick me in the bollox yet. I'm doing okay, but aye something is up here.I'm really getting worried about @meet_the_fockers tonight
Ohhh no gently easily does it.. bloodyhell.. ok something else your going to breakSince when I have done gently?
Im fine my darlin..I'm really getting worried about @meet_the_fockers tonight
Ommm slurp!!Mrs MTF!!!Woman! !
Okay tell me more...
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