What Would Your Cyborg Sex Slave Name Be?

Pixie67 said:

Do you know what, I've absolutely no idea!!

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meet_the_fockers said:

Erm?! Pass
Mr Stathom?

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The_Bibas said:

You

All men are slaves anyway so who needs a battery powered one
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Orange-on-blue said:

A battery powered one. That doesn't need to pee or sleep?

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The_Bibas said:

It will need to be plugged in..
The battery will eventually become irregular..
It will leak oil
Probably whir fart noises
No doubt have a microchip malfunction and call me the wrong name

Naaa it will be designed by bloke who thinks he is a God..

Rather have a bar of chocolate and read mills and boon

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Orange-on-blue said:

That's pretty much every man ever you just described. I never had you down as a Mills and boon reader. I now picture you breaking men's hearts, while eating a box of dairy milks and relaxing with a copy of "The Viking Stranger." Not a bad image.

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The_Bibas said:

I have never actually read a mills and boon.. Lol
I am more" the house on the Thames "
Or autobiography
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Orange-on-blue said:

Then the chocolate would be more decadent. At the very least a flake.

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