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Worst/popular saying..

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Pearls

18 July 2015
55,117
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On swinging sites.. And what they really mean!
Mine would have to be.
Mrs is in work! Means she works 24hrs, 7days a week ??
Real life gets in the way! means, I’m busy else where??
My aunt, uncle, mum, dad, is ill or died so sorry I can’t be here! Means I’m desperate for an excuse! ??
Over to you ?
 
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Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015
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Kin ell. You’re really out for ratting people out aye. Xx
 
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Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
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Vanezza said:
Erm 'I wanna lick your pussy so much' or word's to that effect. Yeah we all want to but it's hardly a fucking introduction now is it.

N xxx
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I forgot I had to put on a meaning and the meaning is 'I came here for a wank and I'm too thick to notice there are tons of live sex sites out there that will give me instant gratification'
Fucking cockwombles and willy wagglers do piss me off. Now I'll stop before I start to sound like Kwaks ??

N xxx
 
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