Worst/weirdest Euphemism For Sex

[Lovernotfighter]

We all know some people find it impossible to say the sex for some reason or another, and have to come up with euphemisms for it, some of which are cute most of which are weird or terrible.

So here it is what is worst/ weirdest euphemism for sex you have heard and/or used?

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I'll start with "a bit of how's your father"

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I'll start with "a bit of how's your father"

I hate this term *shudders*

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I hate this term *shudders*

Me too, and let this tread be room 101 for bad euphemisms.

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Did you know that the term 'rock n roll' was originally a euphemism for sex?

How about 'a bit of the other'?

 

[peakcouple]

There's an old Scots word for it - "houghmagandie." You can imagine it being thundered from a pulpit by a Calivinst preacher "there's too much houghmagandie in this town!"

Another old expression is "making the two backed beast" and Chaucer calls fucking "the ancient dance" which is not too bad.

 

[Deleted member 1030]

The dance with no pants

 

[Deleted member 1402]

A bit of ol' rumpy pumpy

 

[Looby&Lew]

Dipping your wick

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Horizontal tango xxx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Nookie zx

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Nookie zx

Yukk I hate that word to me it just sounds yukk

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Yukk I hate that word to me it just sounds yukk

I quite agree lol. Sounds seedy doesnt it xx

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I quite agree lol. Sounds seedy doesnt it xx

Yeah in that woman in her fifties chasing eighteen year olds way.

 

[The_Bibas]

I still cringe at the phrase "do ya wanta?"
Makes me shiver

Horrible

 

[Looby&Lew]

Chick-a-wow-wow-wow . .....

Not sure where I heard that one....

 

[Alternative-two]

bit of how's you do

 

[Looby&Lew]

Flatten some grass (rural one)

 

[peakcouple]

Hiding the salami (from some American film).

 

[Deleted member 3411]

Because we've uses so much for music we tend to forget that's what the term Rock and Roll is...

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I still cringe at the phrase "do ya wanta?"
Makes me shiver

Horrible

Well do ya?

 

[Deleted member 3411]

Well do ya?

We all 'wanna' that's why we're here....but with taste and decorum. I'm wondering just how many people on this site have had at least one message that said.. Wanna fuck? Sheeeeee!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

We all 'wanna' that's why we're here....but with taste and decorum. I'm wondering just how many people on this site have had at least one message that said.. Wanna fuck? Sheeeeee!

I do wish youd stop sending me these messages hahaha.. i am.of course joking..
Of course I'm not privy to private messages unless, brought in.
I can honestly say.. i have never received a complaint re a message like this.
So on here i suspect not many fancy a fuck messages are sent/received.. unless of course the recipient.. deals with it, and on here most are pretty capable..
I send them all the time
Gets me bloody nowhere!! x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I do wish youd stop sending me these messages hahaha.. i am.of course joking..
Of course I'm not privy to private messages unless, brought in.
I can honestly say.. i have never received a complaint re a message like this.
So on here i suspect not many fancy a fuck messages are sent/received.. unless of course the recipient.. deals with it, and on here most are pretty capable..
I send them all the time
Gets me bloody nowhere!! x

Thats a lot of on heres lol ...

 

[peakcouple]

Because we've uses so much for music we tend to forget that's what the term Rock and Roll is...

Funky too, that originally meant sticky and sweaty after sex.