That's a modern "where's my sunglasses???" "On your head" moments lolLast week at hometime we turned the lights out at work and I checked my pockets and realised my mobile phone. So I put my torch on and went looking in the workshop but couldn't find it anywhere.
Shortly a colleague came looking for me to see what I was doing. I explained that I was looking for my mobile phone.
He said "it's in your hand.... You're using it as a torch".
B x
Absolutely brilliant!This one is for @Admin who I am sure will provide the corresponding story....
A couple of years ago the lovely man above and I (Looby) had a little discussion in which I was telling him about a game we played at work whereby you have to interject a random word into a meeting. So he suggested that we give it a whirl and let the gorgeous @Pearls choose a word. The word she came up with was 'carnivorous'
Now I love a challenge but I was thinking this is going to be difficult in the context of my job and I needed someone to witness it. I was being assessed this particular day by one of my bosses so my witness was in place. The visit we were doing involved a pub and I was thinking it won't be too bad they'll be serving food so maybe I can comment about something on the menu. We went in, I sniffed the air.... nope no cooking going on.... it was a drinker's pub. I could not imagine how I was going to use this word but then having gone through a door which had a self closer on it that snapped the door back so hard it could have taken your hand off I chirp up ' It's a bit carnivorous that door'. The publican looked at me, me my boss looked at me ....WTF was all over their faces so I just shrugged my shoulders smirked and carried on as if nothing had happened.
Half an hour later we left the pub and once in the car park it started. My shoulders started shaking and I laughed like Mutley with a few piggy squeals thrown in for good measure. My boss looked at me and started looking in the boot of the car to see if he could find one of those back to front cardies with the sleeves that tie at the back whilst with tears streaming down my face I tried to explain what had just gone down. Thank god he though it was funny... We laughed hysterically for about five minutes before we could get a grip and leave the car park...
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