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Pearls

18 July 2015
55,117
121,117
You are getting old when...

Sunlife keep sending you Guaranteed over 50 plans through the door
With free gifts
 
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Terryg

When someone has to read a menu to you because you've forgotten your glasses (true)..
 
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Deleted member 6485

Ive been getting posts from Saga since i was in my early 20'sx
 
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Deleted member 3657

When you let out a little bit of wee when you cough, sneeze, blow your nose, laugh or hiccup.
 
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Kwaka_Rider said:
When you let out a little bit of wee when you cough, sneeze, blow your nose, laugh or hiccup.
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And if you do all of the above, at the same time, well you'd better get shares in adult Pampers.
 
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Sammy

When the high heels come off before witching hour and you are carrying flats in a bag

Instead of carrying the heels in your hand at 5.30 in the morning doing the walk of shame
Sx
 
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Deleted member 3657

When you get a card through the post with a Royal seal on the envelope.
 
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Deleted member 3657

When you remember sat watching Oliver and Wilbur pissing about in a field with what looks like a big fucking kite saying "that game will never take off"
 
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Deleted member 3657

When watching UK Gold and know you haven't seen that particular episode of Bergerac.
 
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Deleted member 3657

When you realise you never want to holiday in Jersey because of the high crime rate with only one policeman.
 
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Deleted member 6485

When you keep repeating things several times in a short space of time
 

The-Gent

17 March 2017
2,729
3,982
City
Manchester
when you get up in morning and you need to walk round getting things moving.
 
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