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Your Film Inner Geek

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After watching an episode of Big Bang Theory where they had a spin on the story of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and seeing a few things dotted about tinternet, have you ever watched a film and thought "what if?" Well I know I have, so get to you thinking take a look at this...

 
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Always been a fan of the Flying Monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. When the witch got slotted by the 4 bed detached, did anyone ever consider what happened to or become of the ornithological apes?
 
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Baldrick

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Alice chases a white rabbit down a rabbit hole.
Sits with a spaced out cheshire cat smoking funny stuff.
Eats strange mushrooms and shrinks.
Drinks strange potions and grows.
Sees talking playing cards.

Is this a hidden 'Don't Do Drugs' campaign?

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The Wizard of Oz
A teenage girl is transported to a fantastical land where she promptly murders and loots the body of one of the inhabitants before teaming up with three locals on her quest to kill again.
 

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Kwaka_Rider said:
The Wizard of Oz
A teenage girl is transported to a fantastical land where she promptly murders and loots the body of one of the inhabitants before teaming up with three locals on her quest to kill again.
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And she got away with it too

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Ok not a film (so cheating) but.....

Santa Claus

The big fat Bastard who trepesses on your property, leaves his reindeers to crap everywhere, breaks into your home, watches you sleeping, eats your food, drinks your alcohol or milk, then claims he brought everybody gifts while Mummy and Daddy spend the next six months paying off the credit card bill .

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Labyrinth

A spoilt brat is asked to look after her little brother. After shouting and screaming at him, and wishing him away, a fairytale hero rescues him. Having realised her parents will not pay her the ten quid she follows the hero to his orphanage that he set up for other children in danger.
This spoilt brat tricks two brothers with learning difficulties into helping her show her the door to go through.
Her vile quest of manipulation continues. She recruits an exhiled creature called Hoggle to aid her on her villainous and journey which causes Hoggle to be reprimanded later on.
She then grooms and manipulates an animal she calls Ludo to act as a guard dog causing injury to the poor creature.
Ultimately the hero and saviour of the baby is seduced by this bitter, stroppy teenager and lets his guard down.
She snatches the baby and rushes home and sneaks in the house. She puts the poor traumatised baby to bed, and demands her ten quid from the parents who are unaware of the attrocities this girl has comitted.
The film ends ominously leaving the audience to assume the villain went to the offie to buy a bottle of white lightning and get wrecked with her degenerate friends.

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Onscreen Batman never battles the common criminal.
He instead persecutes the mentally ill......
The Joker, The Penguin, The Riddler, Catwoman etc. You get the jist.

Is it a fetish?

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I quite like to try and think of alternate endings or a Hollywood ending to an original story, so like Titanic where the alternate ending is where they get to New York and have a lovely time.
 
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