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Zombie Attack!

  • Thread starter Deleted member 1030
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5 July 2016
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To my left I have kaz, an unfinished lego spaceship, a rubber cockring (sealed), and a vape pen.

I will throw the lego on the floor (standing on lego hurts everything, even zombies), flick the rubber cockring in its eye, create a vape cloud to confuse, before launching my secret weapon 'Grumpy morning Kaz with no make up'.
Zombie won't stand a chance.

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Deleted member 6642

I have a 1980's Fender Stratocaster (guitar) right next to me
My horrendous attempt to create music will cause the zombies to flee miles in the other direction
 
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