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[meet_the_fockers]

I just don't get some people. I paid a compliment to my friend on their tash for Movember and now she has stopped talking to me. No pleasing some people.

mad head. X

 

[Admin]

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't

Brilliant.. golden oldie.

 

[Brumcouple2013]

bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it.

 

[Brumcouple2013]

Farmer grows first ever field of lady’s toys. He’s now having a problem with squatters

 

[Pearls]

Brilliant.. golden oldie.

I no get it

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Brilliant.. golden oldie.

I dont get it?
What is wrong with moi? Im loosing it!
And bliddy talking to myself!! Hmmmm

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I no get it

I dont get it?
What is wrong with moi? Im loosing it!
And bliddy talking to myself!! Hmmmm

That's 10 of you that don't get it then!

 

[Pearls]

That's 10 of you that don't get it then!

Oops

 

[meet_the_fockers]

That's 10 of you that don't get it then!

Oh here he is the bloody ORACLE!

 

[Admin]

I dont get it?
What is wrong with moi? Im loosing it!
And bliddy talking to myself!! Hmmmm

10 IS binary... in this question there's two types who understand binary as 10 = 2 in binary.
"There are only 10 (=2) types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"

 

[Pearls]

10 IS binary... in this question there's two types who understand binary as 10 = 2 in binary.
"There are only 10 (=2) types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"

Still no get it

 

[ScienceJ]

How do you tell whether a girl is good, bad or very bad?

Good = spits
Bad = swallows
Very bad = gargles