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MickeyBlueBalls

I don't get it.. why, just why. We saw what it did to Michael Jackson and he was an arsehole.
Just wipe yer arse properly .....mucky buggers!! :)
 
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MickeyBlueBalls

Therapon said:
Err wouldnt they be a bit hard to wipe your ass with
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I have the below 10 step method statement on how to deal with ring sting:
1. Purchase baby wipes. Pampers are best for that oh so fresh feeling.
2. Place said wipes into freezer.
3. When bum hole feels like its been raljexed take out frozen wipe.
4. Drop trousers (or skirt, joggers, cat suit or Spiderman outfit - whatever your attire may be).
5. Part cheeks. If cheeks refuse you may need a hydraulic spreader .
6. Place said frozen baby wipe between cheeks for instant relief. A good aim is crucial at this point.
8. Leave for two minutes.
9. Once wipe has melted. Proceed with cleansing of one's bum hole.
10. Dispose of used wipe.
 
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MickeyBlueBalls said:
I have the below 10 step method statement on how to deal with ring sting:
1. Purchase baby wipes. Pampers are best for that oh so fresh feeling.
2. Place said wipes into freezer.
3. When bum hole feels like its been raljexed take out frozen wipe.
4. Drop trousers (or skirt, joggers, cat suit or Spiderman outfit - whatever your attire may be).
5. Part cheeks. If cheeks refuse you may need a hydraulic spreader .
6. Place said frozen baby wipe between cheeks for instant relief. A good aim is crucial at this point.
8. Leave for two minutes.
9. Once wipe has melted. Proceed with cleansing of one's bum hole.
10. Dispose of used wipe.
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Sorry Mickey you missed off taping off the area and the warning signs also protective gloves, boots and eye protection.
Nothing can start until 24 hrs after you submit the method statement
Just saying that's all
BTW if you wanna submit a RAM (joint risk and method statement then please do so
 
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MickeyBlueBalls

BoltonBiFemCpl said:
Sorry Mickey you missed off taping off the area and the warning signs also protective gloves, boots and eye protection.
Nothing can start until 24 hrs after you submit the method statement
Just saying that's all
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Now now, your being too "anal" !! :)
 
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meet_the_fockers

Beds_Bi said:
Frozen wipes sounds good following waxing, or maybe sitting on a bag of peas. Will find out tomorrow :D
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Ooo do you get waxed? Considering this option .. for my foof not my ass!! Is it mega painful?
 
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meet_the_fockers

What funny lol.jeeze cant get a serious answer round these ere bloody parts :)
 
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meet_the_fockers

Beds_Bi said:
I have my own waxing equipment (trained beauty therapist) decided to do a DIY job on myself years ago, it was a disaster, the wax stuck and I had to rip it off! It took weeks to heal :sick:
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Oh my god ouch.. bloodyhell!! X
 
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fizzers

BoltonBiFemCpl said:
Sorry Mickey you missed off taping off the area and the warning signs also protective gloves, boots and eye protection.
Nothing can start until 24 hrs after you submit the method statement
Just saying that's all
BTW if you wanna submit a RAM (joint risk and method statement then please do so
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Please don't forget the health and safety
 
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peakcouple

Whenever we get 'down there' with somebody else, whether it's bleached or not is the last thing on our minds...
 
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