So Gentleman What's Your Name?

[Deleted member 3175]

So gentleman according to this, what's your name? :hmm:

 

[Admin]

Love Stick, baby!

 

[Pearls]

Love Stick, baby!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Bear Unit

 

[Looby&Lew]

Giant Beef

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Sex Destroyer

 

[MatureLover]

Girthy Salami..... Not quite got a ring to it has it.....

 

[MP386]

Purple Beef

 

[mrclouse]

Fun pole

 

[Sammy]

Girthy Salami..... Not quite got a ring to it has it.....

Wrong so wrong

 

[Deleted member 3175]

Mr UHC - Monster Stick lol x

 

[MatureLover]

Wrong so wrong

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it....

 

[Brumcouple2013]

Long Beef

 

[Looby&Lew]

Giant Beef

@The_Usual_Horny_Couple have you been peeking? Is that why you disagree ?

 

[Nigel&Julie]

Mister Stick...N

 

[Deleted member 3175]

@The_Usual_Horny_Couple have you been peeking? Is that why you disagree ?

Oooops my fat fingers! Have changed meant to put like! Sorrwwwweeeee

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Mister Stick...N

Wasn't he Spender's sidekick ( for the Jimmy Nail fans out there )

 

[Baldrick]

Apparently I'm "Skin Tool"

 

[Baldrick]

Apparently I'm "Skin Tool"

Kaz would be "Love Tool". Why oh why does Kaz have a better name for her imaginary penis than I do for my real one *sulking*

 

[Sammy]

Kaz would be "Love Tool". Why oh why does Kaz have a better name for her imaginary penis than I do for my real one *sulking*

Oh that' nearly cost me a phone boyo, in just spluttered juice everywhere

 

[SexyNix]

Purple Tube? To quote Charlie Brown, Oh good grief

 

[Baldrick]

Oh that' nearly cost me a phone boyo, in just spluttered juice everywhere

So your phone would need a new skin then and "apparently" I have a tool to do just the job *still sulking*

 

[Sammy]

So your phone would need a new skin then and "apparently" I have a tool to do just the job *still sulking*

Oh you're worth a watching
Ive got your cards marked
lol
Miss P @Pearls
Another candidate for the cellar

 

[Pearls]

Oh you're worth a watching
Ive got your cards marked
lol
Miss P @Pearls
Another candidate for the cellar

Oh I need new victims, my keys are getting rusty

 

[Baldrick]

Pussy destroyer! Hahaha really.... more like just the pussy ... a softie at heart

You see! Why couldn't I have had 'pussy destroyer' instead of 'skin tool'
Considering changing my name lol.