Make A Sexy Pick Up Line

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

So the game goes like this.
Look at the above person profile...think of a sexy pick up line that specifically fits them.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

If I had a repertoire of sexy pick up lines I would not be here as a single guy

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

If I had a repertoire of sexy pick up lines I would not be here as a single guy

Play the game come on

 

[Deleted member 3657]

I am trying to think of something, it's not because of not liking the profile or the fact that Mrs DK is one hell of an attractive woman, is she ever, but more to do with being a little tongue tied. Maybe some help in loosening it up might help???

 

[UKM45]

I hate chat up lines. However here goes Mr and Mrs Swing if your ever up on my direction why don't you swing by and visit me.

Terrible I know but at least I tried and actually wish you would if your ever up Staffordshire way.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

5 years on the scene what a lot you'll have seen.
And with your glint, perhaps a hint of excitement... of what I can bring @Mrandmrsdkswing

 

[No longer with us]

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Knock knock

 

[andymitel]

I'm a multi-millionaire, fancy a shag?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Knock knock

Who's there?

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Who's there?

Kenya

 

[Sammy]

The worst two that have bee used on me

How do you like yer eggs in the morning ,,, lol not fertilised was my response

And other one was is that a ladder in your stocking or stair way to heaven

As for trying chat up lines... never , just open yer mouth let yer belly rumble

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Kenya

Kenya who?

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Kenya who?

Kenya give me ya number before ya leave.

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Kenya give me ya number before ya leave.

Sad eh lol

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Kenya give me ya number before ya leave.

**giggles and blushes**

 

[Sammy]

Sad eh lol

Oh Sir thought you had more class lol

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Oh Sir thought you had more class lol

Sir probably does unfortunately that was mrs lmao

 

[Sammy]

I'm

Sir probably does unfortunately that was mrs lmao

I'm a gobshite Mrs...soooo soweee

that was suppose ta be for mr meandlis

Thought he was far too smooth for Kenya lol

You Mrs are very classy

Shut up Sammy keep digging outta of the. Hole


Another fine mess I got meself into

 

[No longer with us]

Your body is 75% water... and I'm thirsty

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

I'm
Ha ha you do make me smile... don't stop what uou do you always make me gigglie


I'm a gobshite Mrs...soooo soweee

that was suppose ta be for mr meandlis

Thought he was far too smooth for Kenya lol

You Mrs are very classy

Shut up Sammy keep digging outta of the. Hole


Another fine mess I got meself into

 

[Sammy]

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Thank you hunni more like

 

[Sammy]

Thank you hunni more like

 

[Deleted member 1030]

To be fair @Sammy that's as classy as I get

 

[Sammy]

To be fair @Sammy that's as classy as I get

Really , please tell me you wouldn't try one of those lines ....don't burst my bubble lol
Here me thinking total gentleman lol