Make A Sexy Pick Up Line

[Deleted member 1030]

Really , please tell me you wouldn't try one of those lines ....don't burst my bubble lol
Here me thinking total gentleman lol

To be completely honest, beyond "Hi, would you like a drink?", I don't think I've ever used a chat up line

 

[Sammy]

To be completely honest, beyond "Hi, would you like a drink?", I don't think I've ever used a chat up line

Yayyyyy
Phewwwww my spiddy sense is still workin

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Yayyyyy
Phewwwww my spiddy sense is still workin

And what a sexy spiddy sense it is would you like to be caught in a web with m..... nah, see I'm crap at it

 

[Sammy]

And what a sexy spiddy sense it is would you like to be caught in a web with m..... nah, see I'm crap at it

Oh now sir that made me splutter juice everywhere
.... toooo funny

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Oh now sir that made me splutter juice everywhere

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Must have been better than I thought!

 

[Sammy]

Must have been better than I thought!

It was that bad , it made me laugh Sir

 

[UKM45]

Can't seem to come up with any original pick up lines.

 

[No longer with us]

Can't seem to come up with any original pick up lines.

Google it .... I did

 

[UKM45]

Google it .... I did

Good idea.

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Google it .... I did

Oh no I thought uou were writing them yourself.

 

[StokeChoke]

Do you have a plaster for my knee.......

I cut it as I fell for you

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Must have been better than I thought!

Im away down the common.. wanna cum ickle womble

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Im away down the common.. wanna cum ickle womble

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Im away down the common.. wanna cum ickle womble

Way-heyyyy!

Wait.... should I bring my wellies?

 

[No longer with us]

Oh no I thought uou were writing them yourself.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Way-heyyyy!

Wait.... should I bring my wellies?

Depends how messy you wanna get xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Lol ive only been here a min n its all gone pete tonge ffs!!

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the d in u:doggy:

 

[Deleted member 1030]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the d in u:doggy:

Oh that is truly awful!!!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Depends how messy you wanna get xx

I'll bring me oilskins

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Oh that is truly awful!!!

Pmsl oh gawd

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Oh we were going to use that at the next few socials. You guys sure it won't work

 

[StokeChoke]

One that never works.......

I have your name tattooed above my cock!

A drunken night with a tattoo gun thinking it would be funny

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Oh we were going to use that at the next few socials. You guys sure it won't work

It would work on me - but that's no barometer, I'm well easy