I met a couple who had "won't meet smokers" on the their profile.
I'm a smoker, I make no apologies but at the same time am sensitive to others' and am perfectly happy not to smoke. Whatever. It's cool.
So we meet after work and have drink. They're STUNNING. I mention the "won;t meet smokers" thing and the Filipino guy goes all nelly, saying he's got asthma and he won;t be able to cope.
Ok, not a problem, says I, showered and changed before I came out. It's cool.
So we have another drink, and then they want to get some food, which we do... by now it's 10 and they look at me and say. "Thanks for a lovely time, we'll set something up for the future."
And I saw red.
I was like, Nah, that's NOT what we agreed.
Made them pay for the drinks and food, then frogmarched them to a sauna, fucked 'em both 'till they came, and then they were like, "Are you going to cum?"
And I looked at them and said, I've not smoked on your account for the last 5 hours...
And left them to it.
