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Sammy
Dear mrs P, you know i would bend over backwards for a such a woderful and sexy, beautifully intelligent, gorgeously sensual woman such as your good self. But, 1 i haven't got any. 2 neither has tigress, 3 tigress would rather tie them round my neck till i stop breathing because of the "hot tub" incident, and finally 4 i'm a man and men do manly things, not girly things, now you girls are traveling way faster than you can think, so back up go get a mop or a kettle or something simple you could operate successfully, there was a time when you girls knew your places, well know it now, pipe down, get your knickers off, and fetch me a beer out the fridge.
Oh boyo thin ice .. very thin Ice , wanna borrow my shovel to dig yerself outta this one
We've seen some hung for less
Get grovelling