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I am still waiting for a penis and I am sure I will eventually get one which I will turn into a necklace..
Last night someone gave me their tooth.. Not sure how they lost it but it cleaned up nicely and is now on display with my other body parts in the bathroom.
I have hundreds of different peices of weirdness collected from all over the world.. Right down to my first condom.. Unused.. Framed in my bedroom..

So what is your favourite macarb object?
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Pearls

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But lots and lots and lots of dust..
I mean lots..
Makes it look creepy too so it's a bonus..
Like Halloween 365..
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I couldn't cope with the dust, my bedroom has a bed and fitted wardrobe, that's it, no free standing furniture to gather crap, @Admin on the other hand is a hoarder, shit everywhere, xx
 
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Pearls said:
I couldn't cope with the dust, my bedroom has a bed and fitted wardrobe, that's it, no free standing furniture to gather crap, @Admin on the other hand is a hoarder, shit everywhere, xx
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Bloody hell and they call me a witch..
How do you make everything float..?
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Bloody hell and they call me a witch..
How do you make everything float..?
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Its empty, a bed is all you need..
Hate ornaments and bits, both my living rooms have a sofa and a few pieces of art on the walls, I have a good canvas of a colliery which Mr A commissioned as a present. No dust collectors though.
Hate the kitchen though, full of crap I can't get rid of and the office, more crap, @Admin isn't the tidiest when it comes to paper work and computer equipment xx
 
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Pearls said:
Its empty, a bed is all you need..
Hate ornaments and bits, both my living rooms have a sofa and a few pieces of art on the walls, I have a good canvas of a colliery which Mr A commissioned as a present. No dust collectors though.
Hate the kitchen though, full of crap I can't get rid of and the office, more crap, @Admin isn't the tidiest when it comes to paper work and computer equipment xx
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Nooooooooo... Messy is good..

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We have a pottery bottle on a shelf in our bedroom, shaped like a very large cock with the bell end removable and concealing a cork. Rose was given it by a very early boyfriend, who brought it back from abroad - it contained some sort of strong alcohol but is empty now. She's had it in her various bedrooms for very many years. If it could talk it would certainly have a tale to tell!
 
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I'm not sure if Macabre is the right description, there's certain emphemera I have 'collected' which includes 2 of my extracted wisdom teeth (god knows what happened to the other pair). I drilled the roots out and used to wear them as earings.
A couple of skulls, only animal not human.
Various items from dead relatives, one being a WW2 hand grenade converted to an ashtray.
A few items picked up from travels, fragments from the 'Hellfire pass' section of the Death Railway. Prayer flags, stones from temples and beaches, momentos of past loves and losses.....
Not displayed but it's fun to find them when occasionally digging in boxes
 
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Pearls said:
I'm the opposite, I hate clutter and dust, very minimal here xx
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Im exactly the same...apart from the essential furniture needed for that particular room and the odd candle burner for wax melts dotted around...no clutter/collectable pieces anywhere x
 
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debE said:
Im exactly the same...apart from the essential furniture needed for that particular room and the odd candle burner for wax melts dotted around...no clutter/collectable pieces anywhere x
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Noooo
Dildos, knickers, condoms, sex lube, vinyl records..
That's what the floor is for..

What is wrong with you people?
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debE said:
Top cupboard in wardrobe in a box for all named above items lol x
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OK..
So you are on the bed in the mood..
What go and get ladders?
Please... Reach under the bed..
See i didn't even have to move

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