Hola...

[DiamondJoe]

No chance! I know where it's been! Morning Joe!

A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, no?

Morning... Where's my cuppa?

 

[Ambrosial]

A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, no?

Morning... Where's my cuppa?

Its on my side of the bed this morning, reach around, you know how to do that......right?

 

[Pearls]

Well hello again and Welcome, very Interesting Profile reading, though not very informative as to your requirements needs or desires, (Or is it, Hmmmmmmmm !!!) anyway, Whatever your philosophies on life and how its treating you, we hope you have fun here, and meet some new friends along the way, Our Regards @The-A-Team

It's an amazing profile, requirements are just semantics and something you can have fun finding out, first attract me to that and the rest will follow, @DiamondJoe it works for me

 

[DiamondJoe]

Its on my side of the bed this morning, reach around, you know how to do that......right?

Sure I do... just... bend... over...

 

[Ambrosial]

Sure I do... just... bend... over...

Every time you ask me to bend over, god kills a kitten (just thought you should know)

 

[DiamondJoe]

Every time you ask me to bend over, god kills a kitten (just thought you should know)

You know I don't believe in God although I do have a soft spot for kittens

 

[Ambrosial]

You know I don't believe in God although I do have a soft spot for kittens

So the question becomes; are you willing to sacrifice a few kittens in the hope that you are right?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Killing kittens yummy!!
Oh look its hinge and bracket.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

So the question becomes; are you willing to sacrifice a few kittens in the hope that you are right?

A kitten dies everytime a lady orgasms.

 

[DiamondJoe]

A kitten dies everytime a lady orgasms.

Kittens sure get a kicking, huh?

 

[Ambrosial]

A kitten dies everytime a lady orgasms.

That explains why we are overrun in Devon... I am failing in my duties, but I do it for the kittens.......

 

[DiamondJoe]

Killing kittens yummy!!
Oh look its hinge and bracket.

I don't even know who they are supposed to be! Accept no imitations!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Kittens sure get a kicking, huh?

Im suprised theyre not extinct.. x

 

[DiamondJoe]

So the question becomes; are you willing to sacrifice a few kittens in the hope that you are right?

**no kittens were harmed in the making of this innuendo**

 

[Ambrosial]

 

[DiamondJoe]

Very good

 

[DiamondJoe]

See you and raise... a man escaping from prison who takes the time to record it on his ***** account

 

[The-A-Team]

A kitten dies everytime a lady orgasms.

OMG, I'm a the creator of mass murders, lol xx

 

[Ambrosial]

See you and raise... a man escaping from prison who takes the time to record it on his ***** account

 

[DiamondJoe]

Too soon?

 

[Vanezza]

A kitten dies everytime a lady orgasms.

OMG now we feel guilty, thanks for that Mr's F

 

[meet_the_fockers]

OMG now we feel guilty, thanks for that Mr's F

Kitty killers!

 

[Vanezza]

Kitty killers!

 

[Deleted member 3175]

Hello and welcome x

 

[DiamondJoe]

Hello and welcome x

*doffs bowler*