Guilty Pleasures

[DiamondJoe]

Dunno...

Fucking other peoples' husbands?Getting banned from social media platforms? Pissing in the sink?

I know... eating Nutella from the jar with the cat food spoon. That's non-contentious

 

[Mel007]

No it's Mrs

Cool let's have a competition for the crudest texting... and let's see how many guys we can get hard... ha ha ha

 

[meet_the_fockers]

You do know you of course ALL need sectioning.

 

[Mel007]

Yr

You do know you of course ALL need sectioning.

yep .. but would smuggle a phone in the asylum and sext from there.. so no escape... xxx

 

[Looby&Lew]

Cool let's have a competition for the crudest texting... and let's see how many guys we can get hard... ha ha ha

The best results are from erotic texting.... did I say that out loud oops just tripped over my halo

 

[Mel007]

The best results are from erotic texting.... did I say that out loud oops just tripped over my halo

 

[Mel007]

Yep.. I agree.xxxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

The best results are from erotic texting.... did I say that out loud oops just tripped over my halo

Trust you to trip over something anyway, it wasn't yours, someone must have dropped it.

 

[Mel007]

Trust you to trip over something anyway, it wasn't yours, someone must have dropped it.

Yes it was.. a huge halo.xxxx

 

[Mel007]

Dunno...

Fucking other peoples' husbands?Getting banned from social media platforms? Pissing in the sink?

I know... eating Nutella from the jar with the cat food spoon. That's non-contentious

Why not tell us how it is... don't hold back...!!

 

[Looby&Lew]

Trust you to trip over something anyway, it wasn't yours, someone must have dropped it.

Ate casting nasturtiums?

 

[Mel007]

Ate casting nasturtiums?

Translate please.xxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Yes it was.. a huge halo.xxxx

So cleary not hers..
Ah ive been looking for it all day!

 

[Mel007]

So cleary not hers..
Ah ive been looking for it all day!

Oh so that ones yours.. I see.. told you it wa an honour for you to follow me.. I will learn how to be a good girl.xxx

 

[No longer with us]

We so need a chokes on brandy emoji

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Translate please.xxx

Aint casting aspertions.

 

[Mel007]

Aint casting aspertions.

Got it.xxxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Oh so that ones yours.. I see.. told you it wa an honour for you to follow me.. I will learn how to be a good girl.xxx

Thankyou lovely.. yes i am a pillar..

 

[Mel007]

Thankyou lovely.. yes i am a pillar..

And I'm a post so together we will hold up tents.xxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

We so need a chokes on brandy emoji

I shall speak with Sir..

 

[No longer with us]

I shall speak with Sir..

When u do can u tell him I have shaved

 

[meet_the_fockers]

And I'm a post so together we will hold up tents.xxx

Im not holding tents up for these heathens to get jiggy in!! xx

 

[Mel007]

Im not holding tents up for these heathens to get jiggy in!! xx

Oh ok well let it fall and then have fun scrambling under the canvas... cool.. in the dark .... touching bodies and bits.. owwww good game .. am I getting a bit carried away.xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

When u do can u tell him I have shaved

Dirty biatch..
I actually thought the beard was quite fetching
Ok time to go..

 

[No longer with us]

Dirty biatch..
I actually thought the beard was quite fetching
Ok time to go..

U said it tickled
I'm off in opposite direction