Pull Up A Stool.....

[Deleted member 1030]

The log fire is crackling, the bottle is open, the cigars are in the humidor..... sit yourself down and let's put the world to rights...... Donald Trump, eh?....... Wagon Wheels used to be bigger....... There wasn't really a Seaman Stains in Pugwash...

 

[DiamondJoe]

"I broke all the chairs so I'll just have to sit on your face."

 

[Baldrick]

Ello there gentlemen.
Putting the world to rights eh? Lets get cracking.
Donald Trump - needs shooting or something less drastic removing him from office.
Wagon Wheel being smaller - rename them pram wheels and reintroduce WAGON WHEELS.
Seamen Stains in Pugwash - really? I dunno but I feel a quick google search is due

Next topic?
Vandals who break all the chairs to get some sexual attention? You couldv'e just asked nicely.

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

"I broke all the chairs so I'll just have to sit on your face."

OK I'll put my cigar out.

 

[Baldrick]

OK I'll put my cigar out.

burnt botty

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Vandals who break all the chairs to get some sexual attention? You couldv'e just asked nicely.

Oh, I don't know.... I quite like it when he's all masterful

 

[Baldrick]

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Oh yes. Top tunage Mr. Balders.
Whisky?

 

[Baldrick]

Oh yes. Top tunage Mr. Balders.
Whisky?

Well I cant have a girlie Southern Comfort when relaxing with the gentlemen. Would Brandy be acceptable?

B x

 

[Baldrick]

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Well I cant have a girlie Southern Comfort when relaxing with the gentleman. Would Brandy be acceptable?

B x

Brandy? Sounds good, I'll join you.
*consults virtual cocktail cabinet* Ah, a nice Hennesy XO....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

That song is the reason for my eldest daughter, believe it or not

 

[Baldrick]

Brandy? Sounds good, I'll join you.
*consults virtual cocktail cabinet* Ah, a nice Hennesy XO....

Ooooo isnt it posh in this virtual club
Not that Tescos best buy tosh.

That song is the reason for my eldest daughter, believe it or not

Sounds like there maybe a tale to be told there

B x

 

[Baldrick]

 

[Baldrick]

That song is the reason for my eldest daughter, believe it or not

Vodka and poor contraception is responsible for a couple of mine
I'll break it to them when they're older

B x

 

[Baldrick]

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Keep 'em coming sir!

Vodka and poor contraception is responsible for a couple of mine

Yes, to be fair to The Scorpions, vodka played its role too

 

[Baldrick]

Where's @Lips_Pearls? I've seen him lurking somewhere.
Stop fiddling with your buttons man and pull up a pew

B x

 

[Baldrick]

Keep 'em coming sir!


Yes, to be fair to The Scorpions, vodka played its role too

Change of pace?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Where's @Lips_Pearls? I've seen him lurking somewhere.
Stop fiddling with your buttons man and pull up a pew

B x

It's Saturday night... I don't think it's his own buttons he's fiddling with

 

[Baldrick]

It's Saturday night... I don't think it's his own buttons he's fiddling with

Bah the lucky devil. We've too many grown up kids to be doing that this time of night.
We have a strict 1:00-6-00am window and one of us is usually asleep

B x

 

[Baldrick]

Dedicating this one to my boy Neil. Enjoy mate.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*pokes the fire*

 

[Baldrick]

*pokes the fire*

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What you drinking Joe?

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

*pokes the fire*

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You realise that this is how fake news starts, don't you? POTUS will be retweeting you soon