Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

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"I'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

There must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?
 
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Okay I will start;
"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"
 
Lovernotfighter

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mine is brilliant it goes like this

"ummmmm...hi....I......ummmm" then I run to the toilet


Ohhh wait I don't mean brilliant I mean totally and utterly crap
 
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I dont know if I can contribute to this thread but I'll certainly be making notes :whistle:.

Ok so I did use this once and got a slap for it (as mentioned in another thread somewhere).

"Ahem excuse me love but can you not cross you're legs.... you're squashing my supper".

*Cue slap*.

I henceforth decided to opt out of chat up lines and replace with a simple "Hello" :D

B x
 
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Quite like:

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion."

That has a good combo of vivid violence with humour. That has also worked a few times.
 
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Vanezza

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I really struggle with this thread because I have never used a line, I have found myself in very sexy places just by being me but never tried hard to get there... ish :sneaky:

N xxx
 
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