Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[Lips_Pearls]

"I'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

There must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Okay I will start;
"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

 

[Lovernotfighter]

mine is brilliant it goes like this

"ummmmm...hi....I......ummmm" then I run to the toilet

Ohhh wait I don't mean brilliant I mean totally and utterly crap

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Are you an elevator? Cause i wanna go down on you....

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Are you an elevator? Cause i wanna go down on you....

Oh well that's not a bad one at all!

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Are you a candle?
Because i want to blow you

 

[MP386]

Are you an elevator? Cause i wanna go down on you....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

"wanna come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

Be careful with that one.... I ended up married from using that!

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Be careful with that one.... I ended up married from using that!

Yes well you are a smooth talker and swept Lis off her feet aye!

 

[DiamondJoe]

Ah! I always loved:

"I shat my pants, can I get in yours?"

Accompanied with a big, dog-eating-shit grin

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

My face is cold could you sit on it with your hot pussy

 

[Baldrick]

"wanna come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

Brilliant I love this one
*scribbles in notebook*

B x

 

[Baldrick]

I dont know if I can contribute to this thread but I'll certainly be making notes .

Ok so I did use this once and got a slap for it (as mentioned in another thread somewhere).

"Ahem excuse me love but can you not cross you're legs.... you're squashing my supper".

*Cue slap*.

I henceforth decided to opt out of chat up lines and replace with a simple "Hello"

B x

 

[Baldrick]

I don't know about chat up lines but I did once buy @debE a virtual kebab...... oooff she was putty in my hands

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I don't know about chat up lines but I did once buy @debE a virtual kebab...... oooff she was putty in my hands

B x

I like the cut of your jib

 

[DiamondJoe]

There's really nothing wrong with, "Fancy a fuck?" used in the right place and time. That's worked on a number of occasions

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I don't know about chat up lines but I did once buy @debE a virtual kebab...... oooff she was putty in my hands

B x

Best kebab ever that wasx

 

[DiamondJoe]

Quite like:

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion."

That has a good combo of vivid violence with humour. That has also worked a few times.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Like this.

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

You look just like my second wife
Wow have you been married twice
No only once so far.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

That's a lovely dress you are wearing, it would look great in a crumpled heap in the corner of my bedroom.

 

[Vanezza]

I really struggle with this thread because I have never used a line, I have found myself in very sexy places just by being me but never tried hard to get there... ish

N xxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I really struggle with this thread because I have never used a line, I have found myself in very sexy places just by being me but never tried hard to get there... ish

N xxx

All joking aside, I don't think I've ever really used a line, apart from "can I buy you a drink/do you fancy a dance?"