Awkward Moments

[Baldrick]

Has anybody had any awkward Swinging moments? There must be loads in this lifestyle.
Have you turned up to a meet and just not fancied someone but they clearly fancied you?
Or have you really fancied someone and thought you were getting on well only to have them tell you they don't really fancy you?
Would/did you feel awkward?

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

About this time last year I arranged a meet with a couple and when I got there the bottom was enthusiastic but his bf was 'not feeling well' and clearly not into it. Three times I asked if everyone was ok with this, if I was stepping on anyone's toes &c.

In the end I did my business on their bed with the bottom whilst the top looked on from the doorway with a sour look. Hmm.

And the house stank of cat piss.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Or when I was seeing that woman and I worked out her hubby was on an opposing pub quiz team. I'd never met a married person before with their partner's approval and didn't quite know what to make of it.

He drove me home after. You had no idea I could be so quiet.

 

[Baldrick]

About this time last year I arranged a meet with a couple and when I got there the bottom was enthusiastic but his bf was 'not feeling well' and clearly not into it. Three times I asked if everyone was ok with this, if I was stepping on anyone's toes &c.

In the end I did my business on their bed with the bottom whilst the top looked on from the doorway with a sour look. Hmm.

And the house stank of cat piss.

At least you managed to put a brave face on it and complete the task in hand .

Seriously though if that were me I don't think I could go through with it. I'd probably make my excuses and leave if somebody wasn't happy with the situation...... or if the house stank of cat piss

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

At least you managed to put a brave face on it and complete the task in hand .

Seriously though if that were me I don't think I could go through with it. I'd probably make my excuses and leave if somebody wasn't happy with the situation...... or if the house stank of cat piss

B x

And you'd probably be right

 

[Baldrick]

Or when I was seeing that woman and I worked out her hubby was on an opposing pub quiz team. I'd never met a married person before with their partner's approval and didn't quite know what to make of it.

He drove me home after. You had no idea I could be so quiet.

this made me laugh, what do you say in that situation, compare notes?
Next time catch the bus mate .

This thread is made for you @DiamondJoe I think

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

this made me laugh, what do you say in that situation, compare notes?
Next time catch the bus mate .

This thread is made for you @DiamondJoe I think

B x

Well, I'm not proud and I take the rough with the smooth

 

[DiamondJoe]

The best ones I can't tell on grounds of taste, decency and legality.

Pfft.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Ok.

So one afternoon this guy PMs me, local, slim to fit, bi, bottom... tick tick tick and we're chatting and about half hour in, he drops a bomb - we've met before.

I cannot place him and subtly ask some questions, revealing details that, yes, he'd definitely been here and enjoyed himself but nothing to distinguish him particularly from a number of others.

I figured honesty is the best policy and sheepishly admit that I can't place him and can I please have a face pic to jog my memory.

He sends.

Oh, hi! God, sorry to be sooo vague! How are you?! I say.

(still have no idea who he is. Difficult when the abiding memory of someone is the back of their head... )

 

[DiamondJoe]

Ok.

So one afternoon this guy PMs me, local, slim to fit, bi, bottom... tick tick tick and we're chatting and about half hour in, he drops a bomb - we've met before.

I cannot place him and subtly ask some questions, revealing details that, yes, he'd definitely been here and enjoyed himself but nothing to distinguish him particularly from a number of others.

I figured honesty is the best policy and sheepishly admit that I can't place him and can I please have a face pic to jog my memory.

He sends.

Oh, hi! God, sorry to be sooo vague! How are you?! I say.

(still have no idea who he is. Difficult when the abiding memory of someone is the back of their head... )

I did something similar years ago when I was in London, answer some NSA ad, go to the location and as I'm at the front door think, This place is familiar?

Then the door opens and... Oh, it's you again! Hi!

 

[Baldrick]

I did something similar years ago when I was in London, answer some NSA ad, go to the location and as I'm at the front door think, This place is familiar?

Then the door opens and... Oh, it's you again! Hi!

Here we go now, the juicy stuff making an appearance. I knew you wouldn't let me down @DiamondJoe

I bet you've got loads. Have you ever had to leg it from an angry spouse?

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

There was that guy who wanted to cut my hair before we had sex.

It was a bit odd but it was a good free haircut.

He also gave me a dozen pairs of posing pants.

Odd man.

 

[Baldrick]

There was that guy who wanted to cut my hair before we had sex.

It was a bit odd but it was a good free haircut.

He also gave me a dozen pairs of posing pants.

Odd man.

Wtf .

Has this ever happened to anybody else other than @DiamondJoe?

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

Here we go now, the juicy stuff making an appearance. I knew you wouldn't let me down @DiamondJoe

I bet you've got loads. Have you ever had to leg it from an angry spouse?

B x

The first affair I ever had was at the age of 17 with the friend of a friend's mother, if you follow. I didn't really know what I was doing and she was 48? at the time. Turned out she had a hubby with a gun. I lived in fear that summer that he'd find out and shoot me.

It was not a fantasy scenario

 

[DiamondJoe]

Wtf .

Has this ever happened to anybody else other than @DiamondJoe?

B x

What? Have you never been given anything on a meet? A small memento of the occasion?

I once gave a parting shag a pair of curtains and a bookcase, WORD

 

[Baldrick]

What? Have you never been given anything on a meet? A small memento of the occasion?

I once gave a parting shag a pair of curtains and a bookcase, WORD

Well......... I could use a new coffee table...... and the car has seen better days :hmm:

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

Well......... I could use a new coffee table...... and car has seen better days :hmm:

B x

Depends on the quality of the company

 

[Baldrick]

Depends on the quality of the company

Depends on the car

B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

Depends on the car

B x

We're talking gratuity, not payment!

 

[Baldrick]

We're talking gratuity, not payment!

 

[DiamondJoe]

Ok.

So one afternoon this guy PMs me, local, slim to fit, bi, bottom... tick tick tick and we're chatting and about half hour in, he drops a bomb - we've met before.

I cannot place him and subtly ask some questions, revealing details that, yes, he'd definitely been here and enjoyed himself but nothing to distinguish him particularly from a number of others.

I figured honesty is the best policy and sheepishly admit that I can't place him and can I please have a face pic to jog my memory.

He sends.

Oh, hi! God, sorry to be sooo vague! How are you?! I say.

(still have no idea who he is. Difficult when the abiding memory of someone is the back of their head... )

Speak of the devil - same guy has just PM'd me.

Now I feel awkward for talking about him behind his back...

 

[DiamondJoe]

Speak of the devil - same guy has just PM'd me.

Now I feel awkward for talking about him behind his back...

And I've guilted myself into shagging him again...

Just what is wrong with me...?

 

[Vanezza]

Awkward moments you say well I don't think anything can be more awkward than not knowing Neil and his brother was having a chat when walking to the shops for beers about us swinging and me wanting a threesome and would he be up for it, well I'm guessing not quite said in that way. And then Neil asked me do I want to well at first I was shocked and said I can't it's your bro and something along the lines of isn't that a bit odd. I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to think it through and thought what the hell just don't think it's Neil's Bro and we had a great time and then went downstairs and carried on chatting and drinking then had some more sex then to bed and more sex in the morning. Neil in the morning did offer his Bro my knickers as a momento of the evening I didn't say anything but I felt a bit odd about that and no he bloody can't I happen to like them ones anyway he said no phew. We hugged and said our good byes. I still can't quite believe I did that though

Vxxx

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Wtf .

Has this ever happened to anybody else other than @DiamondJoe?

B x

I met a couple once who before I left gave me loads of brand new stockings xx

 

[DiamondJoe]

I met a couple once who before I left gave me loads of brand new stockings xx

There we go.

I had a similar chat with a woman who was gifted a mountain bike and a chest freezer (not at the same time)