So, What Did Santa Bring You?

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Come on then, what was your best/kinkiest/worst/silliest present? :D

My mother-in-law - who has known me for 15 years - bought me a bottle of sherry o_O I've never drunk sherry in my life!
 
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P and the kids got me a beautiful necklace, the best present i got. They also got me a pack of haribo strawbs lol....
 
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Best was a gadget to help me sleep that projects light onto the ceiling that I then try to match my breathing pattern to as it pulses. Thoughtful and techy so I love it!

Worst was some coconut body butter. Very random so not sure if it was just labelled incorrectly. haha
 
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Worst pressie is a smelly set with shower gel etc in because it is white rose and i can't stand that smell in smellies lol, but i can give that someone else next year lol. The best are a JML foot pedi egg pro and foot cream they are brilliant and cream is lush and another good one is a miniature bottle of famous grouse, a couple of dove body sets love my dove and two 50ml bottles of whitley neill 43% proof vodka with blood orange and gin with rhubarb and ginger.

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I should, for balance, tell you about my best present; my daughter bought me a series of little presents (Turkish delight, Star Wars shot glasses etc.), but the final parcel had a note attached, saying that one of her favourite memories is of sitting in the back of the car singing "Twinkle, twinkle little star, my daddy drives a racing car..." when I dropped her off at the child-minder's. Inside the parcel was this;
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meandlis said:
I should, for balance, tell you about my best present; my daughter bought me a series of little presents (Turkish delight, Star Wars shot glasses etc.), but the final parcel had a note attached, saying that one of her favourite memories is of sitting in the back of the car singing "Twinkle, twinkle little star, my daddy drives a racing car..." when I dropped her off at the child-minder's. Inside the parcel was this;
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Turkish delight and star wars shot glasses, funny that exactly what I bought for my nephew.
 
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meandlis said:
Come on then, what was your best/kinkiest/worst/silliest present? :D

My mother-in-law - who has known me for 15 years - bought me a bottle of sherry o_O I've never drunk sherry in my life!
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Well best present was a set of Eddie Izzard shows as most of mine are too scratched or lost... Worst probably a bag with stuff for if you go to the gym which i dont including... Soap on a rope? What decade is this? Silliest... well nothing really silly and kinkiest... I should be so lucky ;)
 
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I used soap on a rope once... nearly strangled myself, trying to wash my back o_O
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Who even though oh my god this soap is so slippery... What if i cant pick it up anymore and it goes somewhere and causes destruction... and if you need to tame the soap by putting it on a rope... why put it on a tiny little rope? People must have been so happy when shower gel was created... Though im sure some must have though it was dangerous haha x
 
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