Bullshit Advertising

[Baldrick]

You can beat some bullshit advertising. Ads specifically targeted at ladies or gents.
Post your faves here or have a rant and get it off your chest......

I am the proud owner of a 5D Screen Protector.



Yep not only does it have the standard 3D dimensions of Length, Width and Depth but also has the extra dimensions of Time and Anti-Matter (I assume) .
Yeah take that Standard 3D Screen Protectors

B x

 

[Wkd n whisky]

I love guessing the adverts on telly lol some you think they cracked it others you think really doesn't even relate to the product x

 

[Lovernotfighter]

All I will say is that the advert for Simba Mattresses has lead me to start calling it the Simba Sex Mattress.


P.S. I do need and new mattress and yes I am thinking of a simba

 

[Baldrick]

I had a Gillette Turbo razor. Do you know how fast the turbo version was? Vroooommm..... it almost powered itself.

I had upgraded to the Gillette Stealth..... I put it down and can't find it anywhere now

B x

 

[Pearls]

So a branded product brings out a new upgraded version of the last one, for example, fairy liquid. Now when they advertise the new and improved they are basically saying the old one is crap yet it's still on the shelves, I don't get it at all, same as washing powders, dish washer tablets, bleach. So do we buy the new one as it's improved or buy the shit they were advertising a few weeks ago that they now claim can't do the job like the new stuff

 

[Deleted member 8626]

Some advertising justs make me laugh though. This one made me giggle.

 

[DiamondJoe]

 

[DiamondJoe]

I like this...

 

[Baldrick]

So a branded product brings out a new upgraded version of the last one, for example, fairy liquid. Now when they advertise the new and improved they are basically saying the old one is crap yet it's still on the shelves, I don't get it at all, same as washing powders, dish washer tablets, bleach. So do we buy the new one as it's improved or buy the shit they were advertising a few weeks ago that they now claim can't do the job like the new stuff

What about the Domestos that kills 99.9% of bacteria? There's definately room for improvement there . Why can't it kill that last 0.1%

B x

 

[Pearls]

What about the Domestos that kills 99.9% of bacteria? There's definately room for improvement there . Why can't it kill that last 0.1%

B x

I don't get that either

 

[Baldrick]

I don't get that either

Pssst call me fick but why aren't all medical diseases cured with Domestos?

B x

 

[Pearls]

Pssst call me fick but why aren't all medical diseases cured with Domestos?

B x

Just inject it and see what happens

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Just inject it and see what happens

Remember, kids - just say no!

 

[Baldrick]

Just inject it and see what happens

I didn't mean inject it, more like......

"Well Mr. Baldrick you have a kidney infection. We're just going to pop out the kidney, let it soak in Domestos for half an hour, and pop it back in".

Or

"It's Tonsilitus I'm afraid. Take this prescription to Tesco's and gargle with a capful of Domestos 3 times a day".

Or

"Bunions? Just give them feet a Domestos bath."



B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

What about the Domestos that kills 99.9% of bacteria? There's definately room for improvement there . Why can't it kill that last 0.1%

B x

Ah! I know this one
The reason for the claim is that, while it probably does kill 100% of all known germs, it is virtually impossible to prove.

Pssst call me fick but why aren't all medical diseases cured with Domestos?

B x

Now that I don't know.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Just inject it and see what happens

x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

x

Aye... Don't try this at home

 

[Baldrick]

Ah! I know this one
The reason for the claim is that, while it probably does kill 100% of all known germs

Then why can't we cure a common cold?
I smell a conspiracy. I reckon that Beechams found a cure years ago but by providing the cure they'd go out of business.

The truth is out there.....

B x

 

[Vanezza]

Then why can't we cure a common cold?
I smell a conspiracy. I reckon that Beechams found a cure years ago but by providing the cure they'd go out of business.

The truth is out there.....

B x

And now i have the theme to the twilight zone in my head

Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

And now i have the theme to the twilight zone in my head

Vxxx

X-files theme in mine

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Coronation Street theme in mine

 

[Therapon]

How about those superstrong magnets you can get, you know the ones that can lift, for example, the average fully laden container ship. Now I don't doubt their capabilities but how the feck do you get the bloody thing off again?

 

[Pearls]

How about those superstrong magnets you can get, you know the ones that can lift, for example, the average fully laden container ship. Now I don't doubt their capabilities but how the feck do you get the bloody thing off again?

Oh yea

 

[DiamondJoe]

Surely animals can have drugs too?

Happy pussy

 

[DiamondJoe]

How about those superstrong magnets you can get, you know the ones that can lift, for example, the average fully laden container ship. Now I don't doubt their capabilities but how the feck do you get the bloody thing off again?

* they're electromagnetic, ie to get it off again, the operator flicks a switch. Soz.