Workplace fun... Ahh the memories! From recording a huge cumshot in the toilets in secret for a lady I had been chatting to... to incredibly passionate hot pounding sex with the only woman in the building who happened to be the cleaner... I have had my fair share of work related hornyit can be fun and very exciting when you know how much trouble you could get in haha xx

who does that remind me of :hmm:I've decidied we must get a lock for the office door![]()
Oh easy pips, little drill here and there and whack it on in itAnd you're going to fit it?

Oh easy pips, little drill here and there and whack it on in it![]()
, don't you mean whack it in. And you probably need a chisel or two, wood chisels that is. Now where's my full set of safety gear.Can't I just stick one on with glueWhack it on, don't you mean whack it in. And you probably need a chisel or two, wood chisels that is. Now where's my full set of safety gear.

Can't I just stick one on with glue![]()
It does sound very complicated, I'll get a firm in..You could but how the feck are you going to lock it ..... maybe best you get someone in. I'm not suggesting you're incapable but I'm not convinced you have the grasp of this door lock thingy.


It does sound very complicated, I'll get a firm in..![]()
Capable may be, messy definitelyI'm sure he is more than capable![]()

Just get the no nails out. Fantastic stuffOh easy pips, little drill here and there and whack it on in it![]()
xThats what I was thinkingJust get the no nails out. Fantastic stuffx

I have shares. Wanna borrow some? XThats what I was thinking![]()
Yes please, bring my nix with youI have shares. Wanna borrow some? X
xxWill endevour to not not any of the sticky white stuff get on it xYes please, bring my nix with youxx
ReallyWill endevour to not not any of the sticky white stuff get on it x
xxWill endevour to not not any of the sticky white stuff get on it x
I can help here!Reallyxx
Get back in your matrix youI can help here!![]()
Workplace naughtiness eh? Hmmm.... nom nom x

xxAwwwGet back in your matrix youxx
Do you want to come out to play thenAwww
Oh alright en, if you insist M'lady xx

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