Antogs' Club Tour 2018

[Antogs]

I'm very much a virgin when it comes to Swingers Clubs.

I'm very keen to immerse myself in "the scene" and so I've decided to visit as many clubs as I can in this year.

I've done lots of research and come up with a list.
I've sorted out travel plans and have a list of accommodation nearby so I don't have to worry about travelling after I've attended the club.

I'd love it if any of the sexy peeps reading this could offer any opinions on the list I've compiled. If anyone feels they've had a bad experience at any of these clubs but are reluctant to criticise in public then please feel free to message me privately. Discretion assured.
Conversely, if anyone, male or female would like to either accompany me or meet me at any of the clubs I'd love to hear from you.

I live in Nottingham and I've noted the approximate distance and travel time (according to Google) next to each entry.

So, here's my provisional list:

Nottingham – Purple Mamba Club 3.7 mi, 11 mins

Derby – The Attic Experience 20.07 mi, 46 mins

Sheffield – La Chambre 48.5 mi, 1 hr 3 mins

Lutterworth, Leics. - Liberty Elite 48.74 mi, 1 hr 5 mins

Birmingham – The Private Club 52.3 mi, 1 hr 9 mins

Burslem, Stoke – Atlantis Evolution 59.6 mi, 19 mins

West Bromwich – Xstasia 59.81 mi, 1 hr 21mins

Walsall – r3tro club 55.1 mi, 1 hr 23 mins

Wednesbury – Chameleons Swingers Club 64.3 mi, 1 hr 27 mins

Cambs. - Jaydees 84.8 mi, 1 hr 42 mins

Bedfordshire – The Vanilla Alternative 88.3 mi, 1 hr 46 mins

King's Lynn – The Annex 84.2 mi, 1 hr 58 mins

Hertfordshire – Radletts 115.4 mi, 2 hr 6 mins

Bury – Partner 113.8 mi, 2 hr 20 mins

Bedfordshire – Arousal 115.1 mi, 2 hr 26 mins

Blackpool – Club SX 156mi, 3 hr 2 mins

 

[.Jophanie.]

Thank you for working out our travel times too lol x

 

[Admin]

I'm very much a virgin when it comes to Swingers Clubs.

I'm very keen to immerse myself in "the scene" and so I've decided to visit as many clubs as I can in this year.

I've done lots of research and come up with a list.
I've sorted out travel plans and have a list of accommodation nearby so I don't have to worry about travelling after I've attended the club.

I'd love it if any of the sexy peeps reading this could offer any opinions on the list I've compiled. If anyone feels they've had a bad experience at any of these clubs but are reluctant to criticise in public then please feel free to message me privately. Discretion assured.
Conversely, if anyone, male or female would like to either accompany me or meet me at any of the clubs I'd love to hear from you.

I live in Nottingham and I've noted the approximate distance and travel time (according to Google) next to each entry.

So, here's my provisional list:

Nottingham – Purple Mamba Club 3.7 mi, 11 mins

Derby – The Attic Experience 20.07 mi, 46 mins

Sheffield – La Chambre 48.5 mi, 1 hr 3 mins

Lutterworth, Leics. - Liberty Elite 48.74 mi, 1 hr 5 mins

Birmingham – The Private Club 52.3 mi, 1 hr 9 mins

Burslem, Stoke – Atlantis Evolution 59.6 mi, 19 mins

West Bromwich – Xstasia 59.81 mi, 1 hr 21mins

Walsall – r3tro club 55.1 mi, 1 hr 23 mins

Wednesbury – Chameleons Swingers Club 64.3 mi, 1 hr 27 mins

Cambs. - Jaydees 84.8 mi, 1 hr 42 mins

Bedfordshire – The Vanilla Alternative 88.3 mi, 1 hr 46 mins

King's Lynn – The Annex 84.2 mi, 1 hr 58 mins

Hertfordshire – Radletts 115.4 mi, 2 hr 6 mins

Bury – Partner 113.8 mi, 2 hr 20 mins

Bedfordshire – Arousal 115.1 mi, 2 hr 26 mins

Blackpool – Club SX 156mi, 3 hr 2 mins

Excellent!
Would definitely like to see some replies and how this thread takes off.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

@Antogs ..Theres another club near West Bromwich (Darlaston)..Chameleons, which is a firm favourite with people x

 

[princesspeanut]

Townhouse on the Wirral is an excellent club

 

[Antogs]

@Antogs ..Theres another club near West Bromwich (Darlaston)..Chameleons, which is a firm favourite with people x

If you look closely you may spot that it's actually on the list
I should have put it as being in Darlaston I suppose but as it's in the Wednesbury area I put that instead.
It seems pretty obvious to me that as I don't know the West Midlands at all I need to chaperoned by someone who is from the West Midlands And I know just the person xx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

it's actually on the list

So it is!
I've only lived here 42 years xx

 

[Antogs]

So it is!
I've only lived here 42 years xx

That sounds like you volunteering for the position of chaperone (and any other position you mike like to take ) xx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

That sounds like you volunteering for the position of chaperone (and any other position you mike like to take ) xx

..xx

 

[Antogs]

..xx

Aha...if my interpretation of the language of the emoji is correct I think what you're saying (and to be fair you might not realise you're saying it as it may be a subconscious thing) is that the idea shocked you a little at first but on reflection you think it's a fantastic idea, so much so that you can't resist chucking in a cheeky little wink suggesting you've now got a naughty little thought running through your mind. Oh, Debs, you're so rude :spank: xx

 

[Leonidas480]

This is a great idea Antogs. I was thinking of something similar myself, but you're way ahead of me! I'll be interested to know how you get on throughout the year.

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Purple Mamba Club - If it's as friendly and relaxed as the owner's previous place, it'll be brilliant. Can't wait to try it out, ourselves

The Attic Experience - Didn't particularly like this place the once we went there, but it was in the middle of being re-modelled and I know folks that love it there.

Xstasia - Oh, you'll love it here @Antogs Like a really cool, very sexy nightclub.

Chameleons Swingers Club - Incredible club. Like a labyrinth of decadence and perversion. Go when it's hot, lay on the sun terrace - superb!

The Vanilla Alternative - I think it's well recorded what we all think of the VA. Special.

This is an incredible idea BTW. I'm thinking that someone with your writing talents could use it to write a really good series of articles for your favourite website

 

[.Jophanie.]

@Antogs something @meandlis just said made me think..... Have you ever watched a series called The Trip with Rob Brydon!?! They tour around England and Italy eating at amazing restaurants and talking about the food, restaurant etc. You could do your own Trip recording the place, ambiance, a go to guide for your fellow swingers!!!!

 

[Admin]

This is an incredible idea BTW. I'm thinking that someone with your writing talents could use it to write a really good series of articles for your favourite website

Completely agreed!

 

[Antogs]

Purple Mamba Club - If it's as friendly and relaxed as the owner's previous place, it'll be brilliant. Can't wait to try it out, ourselves

The Attic Experience - Didn't particularly like this place the once we went there, but it was in the middle of being re-modelled and I know folks that love it there.

Xstasia - Oh, you'll love it here @Antogs Like a really cool, very sexy nightclub.

Chameleons Swingers Club - Incredible club. Like a labyrinth of decadence and perversion. Go when it's hot, lay on the sun terrace - superb!

The Vanilla Alternative - I think it's well recorded what we all think of the VA. Special.

This is an incredible idea BTW. I'm thinking that someone with your writing talents could use it to write a really good series of articles for your favourite website

Wow, thank you o much for your input. It's only served to heighten my anticipation.

And as for writing about my experiences, absolutely
It was my intention to write a detailed account of my experiences, good and bad, of each of my adventures

 

[Antogs]

@Antogs something @meandlis just said made me think..... Have you ever watched a series called The Trip with Rob Brydon!?! They tour around England and Italy eating at amazing restaurants and talking about the food, restaurant etc. You could do your own Trip recording the place, ambiance, a go to guide for your fellow swingers!!!!

Hi, yes I have watched the series you mention (and thought it both hilarious and informative)
Now I don't know whether I'm more of a Steve Coogan or a Rob Brydon but unless I can find a like-minded individual to accompany me, I won't have anyone to share light-hearted banter with that makes that show so good.

Perhaps I ought to advertise for a companion:
WANTED
A person with good sense of humour.
Must have very low moral standards and be prepared to have sex at the drop of a hat.
Must be sexually attractive.
If male preference will be given to those that are ugly and have a small penis.
If female must not be ugly and must not have a penis. (extra points are given if prepared to travel in my passenger seat wearing stockings, suspenders and a very short skirt)

I only hope my inbox can cope with the sudden influx of messages from interested parties

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Hi, yes I have watched the series you mention (and thought it both hilarious and informative)
Now I don't know whether I'm more of a Steve Coogan or a Rob Brydon but unless I can find a like-minded individual to accompany me, I won't have anyone to share light-hearted banter with that makes that show so good.

Perhaps I ought to advertise for a companion:
WANTED
A person with good sense of humour.
Must have very low moral standards and be prepared to have sex at the drop of a hat.
Must be sexually attractive.
If male preference will be given to those that are ugly and have a small penis.
If female must not be ugly and must not have a penis. (extra points are given if prepared to travel in my passenger seat wearing stockings, suspenders and a very short skirt)

I only hope my inbox can cope with the sudden influx of messages from interested parties

I'm ugly with a small penis! Let me know when the BBC commission comes through

 

[Antogs]

I'm ugly with a small penis! Let me know when the BBC commission comes through

Well, at the moment you are top of the list of candidates

and if we don't pull at least we can have a quiz in the car on the way back