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Sammy

Bit of fun ... imagine we had no profiles

Summarise your profile in less than 50 words

Sx
 
4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
This is my full profile text (52 words):


Handsome, horny and intelligent. Likes cock and pussy and fit, eager beavers who know what they want.

A recent review said: "well cultivated, bisexual, with sensuous moves, a distant, antic charm, a history of mysterious disappearances, and a streak of cruelty."

If you think you can keep up, drop me a line ;)
 
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Sammy

This is my full profile text (52 words):


Handsome, horny and intelligent. Likes cock and pussy and fit, eager beavers who know what they want.

A recent review said: "well cultivated, bisexual, with sensuous moves, a distant, antic charm, a history of mysterious disappearances, and a streak of cruelty."

If you think you can keep up, drop me a line ;)

Absolutely love it ... think you could have a new career !
Fantastic to point and lots of fun
Sx
 
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Sammy

Oh yeah, totally.

Say what you want, not what you don't. Keep it short and positive.

Most people just look at the pictures anyway :)

I can barely say hello in less than a thousand

Hence the waffle on my profile
Sx
 
4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
I can barely say hello in less than a thousand

Hence the waffle on my profile
Sx
Maybe you could get flashcards? :D
  • Hi
  • How are you?
  • I like your profile
  • No thank you, I'd rather not see your flaccid/erect member, thanks for asking
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Deleted member 3411

Hmmm... let me see. S typing here.
Happy loving couple. Open. Fun. Love to play. Tease and please. Sensual and sensitive. Love oral and sex. Hoping to play with couples and ladies. Clubs and parties. Say hello...
 
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Terryg

Just reminded me that I need to redo mine as i'd started an update and got stuck!

Should read Single Guy with short span of atten......
 
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Sammy

Just reminded me that I need to redo mine as i'd started an update and got stuck!

Should read Single Guy with short span of atten......

Get yerself sorted boyo
Need to go and knock on MSL door
Sx
 
19 March 2015
23,755
64,858
Bit of fun ... imagine we had no profiles

Summarise your profile in less than 50 words

Sx
Relaxed & Easy outgoing, loving married couple... up for a fumble with the right lady (or possibly single guy/couple) who shares our style of fun. Must be able to enjoy wine and not remembering wtf you did last night. :D
 
22 May 2017
867
3,175
City
Huntingdon
lets have a go at this, bex typing.

Fun outgoing couple, looking for fun with ladys or couples. looking for parties and clubs to go and have some fun at. love the social side aswell as the playing part which is fun. if we click lots of fun to be had.

im rubbish at writing these lol x
 
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Deleted member 6485

Im rubbish at writing these too. Can i nominate someone to do a write up for me?:rofl:xx