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I was asked by a woman once for a double entendre, so I gave her one.
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Hmmm.... I'm quite a harsh censor, you know. If I see another double entendré, I'll whip it out quickly
I'm not good with double entendres but if I cum upon one I'll let you know.
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I'm aware that one was pretty weak.
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I'm aware that one was pretty weak.
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Oh off the top of my head for post purposes I'm pretty useless but anyone who has really chatted to me or met me will know my innuendos are constant , they just seem to slip off the tongue
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An entendre is a single meaning. Hence why a double entendre has two meanings.Ok what is an entendre
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I've heard about your starters, and it is one way..Thankyou, i thought it was a starter or something
-------> that way to the loo :ninja:
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Do cup-a-soup do a prawn salad soup? In a cup?Oi, Ive never messed up a cup a soup
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George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out."
Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out."
Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Q: What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'?
A: Coconut, duh
A: Coconut, duh