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I hate the eye brows oh god awful
I'm a Deffo throw yer head over quick blow and lippy that's me
No faffing with the hair with straighteners n two ton of spray
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I hate the eye brows oh god awful
I'm a Deffo throw yer head over quick blow and lippy that's me
No faffing with the hair with straighteners n two ton of spray
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If I straighten my hair, it takes 3 hours, so can't be arsed.
I make a bit of effort when going to a swingers club, but I swear it off by the time I've got a drink from the bar. #FatGirlProblems
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Sammy
It's take a much time to straighten best go with the wild uncontrolled look
#fatgirlproblems lol I am that lass
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I'm not overly vain. I wear light make up for work and when I go out. On holiday I wear none unless we're going out. I have never plucked my eyebrows and I rarely wear eyeshadow or blusher ..... what you see is what you get xx
I have now said an all time no to a Turkish bath you girls have scared me 
. I often go without makeup and have pics in my gallery without makeup on, I figured if i have to put up with looking at my mug everyday why should others get away with it so what you see is what you get 
. I wear makeup occassionally and that is mainly when i go out, i don't go in for face creams either i forget more times to apply them then remember so a splash of water is all my face gets and some dove soap if it's lucky
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. I often go without makeup and have pics in my gallery without makeup on, I figured if i have to put up with looking at my mug everyday why should others get away with it so what you see is what you get . I wear makeup occassionally and that is mainly when i go out, i don't go in for face creams either i forget more times to apply them then remember so a splash of water is all my face gets and some dove soap if it's lucky Vxxx
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Sammy
I, uh... some years ago I had sex with a young man who was hung but a bit limited in what he wanted to do. Wouldn't kiss, didn't want to suck, play, tease, nothing. All he wanted was for me to fuck him and for him to cum as I came.
I was like, Uh, have you had sex with many guys before?
But he'd driven 17 miles on a scooter in the rain and I kinda felt obliged :/
So he's riding me riding me riding me and keeps asking, "Are you gonna cum yet?", "Are you gonna cum yet?"
After a fashion, I got irritated and came.
And he exploded.
Porn styleee.
On my chest. Up my neck and on my face.
I was like, Uh, dude. You just came in my eye.
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Sammy
I, uh... some years ago I had sex with a young man who was hung but a bit limited in what he wanted to do. Wouldn't kiss, didn't want to suck, play, tease, nothing. All he wanted was for me to fuck him and for him to cum as I came.
I was like, Uh, have you had sex with many guys before?
But he'd driven 17 miles on a scooter in the rain and I kinda felt obliged :/
So he's riding me riding me riding me and keeps asking, "Are you gonna cum yet?", "Are you gonna cum yet?"
After a fashion, I got irritated and came.
And he exploded.
Porn styleee.
On my chest. Up my neck and on my face.
I was like, Uh, dude. You just came in my eye.
Stings in the eye lol
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I have a Moto..... After an experience over 15/20 years ago.... And I think it's one to stand by in life..... "Better the ear than the eye"!!!!! No matter what turn your head or else!!!
I very rarely wear make up - only on a night out really as I don't have the time to faff around before work and I have sensitive eyes anyway that burn and leak so one way or another I end up with most of my make up smudged all over my face (and I don't mind on a night out as I'm hoping everybody else will be as pissed as me and they won't notice!) 
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MOTM
Ok so I have tried every potion out there, I have never used soap on my face, I use the three magic rules.
Cleanse
Tone
Moisturise
Then top up with botox.
Never leave your makeup on over night.
Drink plenty of water.
Finally, never show your partner your face naked... Trust me it can ruin something so beautiful
Cleanse
Tone
Moisturise
Then top up with botox.
Never leave your makeup on over night.
Drink plenty of water.
Finally, never show your partner your face naked... Trust me it can ruin something so beautiful
Why do women feel the need to look perfect the next morning ,men dont they wake up go to the bathroom then thats them for the dayOk so I have tried every potion out there, I have never used soap on my face, I use the three magic rules.
Cleanse
Tone
Moisturise
Then top up with botox.
Never leave your makeup on over night.
Drink plenty of water.
Finally, never show your partner your face naked... Trust me it can ruin something so beautiful
MOTM
I'm one of those who doesn't really care too much. Not really. I am who I am.
But there are definitely occasions where a little bit of panache may be required.
You forgot to add the yawn, fart and the scratching of the balls lol
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Sammy
I'm one of those who doesn't really care too much. Not really. I am who I am.
But there are definitely occasions where a little bit of panache may be required.
Are you a metrosexual man ... really ...
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Sammy
What do you think?x
I'm thinking not in million years
Can't see you having yer eyebrows done
Man make up ... no
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MOTM
Erm.. you spend longer in the mirror than meYou'd be quite, very, right
I dress very smart daily, full make-up, hair done but this is due to work so when I get a rare day off then it's free from everything unless I'm going out x
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