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if you could design a sexy Swinging ride. Then what would it be called and what would it do. 
Be creative in your description
Be creative in your description
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if you could design a sexy Swinging ride. Then what would it be called and what would it do.
Be creative in your description
Why re-invent anything, the old dogems are fine for a quick wham, bam, thank-you mam.
Ok she places my bare nuts on a stick and throws cricket balls at them until I screamDescriptions please.
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Pearls
Ok she places my bare nuts on a stick and throws cricket balls at them until I scream
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I know tell me about it.
She's being very reserved this evening
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Oh hang on a minute...... She's talking about "Hook A Cock" now, where the men have to get a ring piercing in their todgers and lie down under Vertical Glory Holes, poke the todgers through and the Ladies hook the one they want
.I no likey this Fairground idea anymore
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........... and then she wants to put it on the Coconut Shy....... The woman has issuesOh hang on a minute...... She's talking about "Hook A Cock" now, where the men have to get a ring piercing in their todgers and lie down under Vertical Glory Holes, poke the todgers through and the Ladies hook the one they want
I no likey this Fairground idea anymore
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Pearls
She’s lovely.Oh hang on a minute...... She's talking about "Hook A Cock" now, where the men have to get a ring piercing in their todgers and lie down under Vertical Glory Holes, poke the todgers through and the Ladies hook the one they want
I no likey this Fairground idea anymore
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I’m loving her more and more............ and then she wants to put it on the Coconut Shy....... The woman has issues
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Last week (true story) Kaz punched me square in the face while she was asleep (or so she claims). She frightened me half to deathI’m loving her more and more.
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Why not the good old fashioned tunnel of love only slow it right down so you have time for a shag.
. We've called it 
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The three way joy,
A roller coaster where riders face each other. The first section of track is slow and gentle allowing riders to converse and get to know each a bit, the second broadly uphill but with a few quick downhill parts and a few water splashes to build excitement, the third all downhill and twisty wisty and exciting. Finally when you get off instead of the little booth selling bad phots of you, theirs a booth that sells you bad photos of you but is also a fully licensed bar.
A roller coaster where riders face each other. The first section of track is slow and gentle allowing riders to converse and get to know each a bit, the second broadly uphill but with a few quick downhill parts and a few water splashes to build excitement, the third all downhill and twisty wisty and exciting. Finally when you get off instead of the little booth selling bad phots of you, theirs a booth that sells you bad photos of you but is also a fully licensed bar.