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Father Christmas is real.
That's 2 households to make a mental note of where I can turn up on Xmas eve in my red suit and not get arrested
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That's 2 households to make a mental note of where I can turn up on Xmas eve in my red suit and not get arrested
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What was the title of this thread, remind me @Baldricknkaz
Ermmm no need to worry about such things as titlesWhat was the title of this thread, remind me @Baldricknkaz
Speaking of conspiracy theories, I think the mods are watching me
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I investigated a conspiracy theory and weird things started happening to me - BBC ThreeErmmm no need to worry about such things as titles
Speaking of conspiracy theories, I think the mods are watching me
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How to Check if You Are Under Surveillance
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Erm what happened to your swap a status.Ermmm no need to worry about such things as titles
Speaking of conspiracy theories, I think the mods are watching me
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That's 2 households to make a mental note of where I can turn up on Xmas eve in my red suit and not get arrested
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Im partial to a splash of red
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Ermmm no need to worry about such things as titles
Speaking of conspiracy theories, I think the mods are watching me
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Boss is watching you too balders there a big neon sign over your account
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"Here comes the science bit, are you ready?"
http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2016-01-26-too-many-minions-spoil-plot#
http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2016-01-26-too-many-minions-spoil-plot#
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Duuuu-uuuu-uuuuudes!!! 
If you can catch Jon Richardson's show, Ultimate Worrier, talking about scary technology stuff. It's on Dave Ja Vu now or on catch up soon, probably.
An internet security expert reckons criminals could burn down our houses with smart toasters and all sorts of scary crap! It's seriously terrifying!
I'm off to tape up my webcam and stock up on tinned food
If you can catch Jon Richardson's show, Ultimate Worrier, talking about scary technology stuff. It's on Dave Ja Vu now or on catch up soon, probably.
An internet security expert reckons criminals could burn down our houses with smart toasters and all sorts of scary crap! It's seriously terrifying!
I'm off to tape up my webcam and stock up on tinned food
Duuuu-uuuu-uuuuudes!!!
If you can catch Jon Richardson's show, Ultimate Worrier, talking about scary technology stuff. It's on Dave Ja Vu now or on catch up soon, probably.
An internet security expert reckons criminals could burn down our houses with smart toasters and all sorts of scary crap! It's seriously terrifying!
I'm off to tape up my webcam and stock up on tinned food
My toaster's so Stoopid it makes Boris Johnson look like a Theoretical Physisist! It can't even cook bread in equal measures on both sides (according to Kaz
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Uhu. I think you need to watch this, read the lyrics and listen to the tunes. AptDuuuu-uuuu-uuuuudes!!!
If you can catch Jon Richardson's show, Ultimate Worrier, talking about scary technology stuff. It's on Dave Ja Vu now or on catch up soon, probably.
An internet security expert reckons criminals could burn down our houses with smart toasters and all sorts of scary crap! It's seriously terrifying!
I'm off to tape up my webcam and stock up on tinned food
The X-Files is an important cultural marker in the history of conspiracy theories - it's the point at which crazy ideas about aliens, shadow government, conspiracies - jump from the gathering internet to the mainstream.
"The truth is out there."
"I want to believe."
All that stuff
All conspiracy theories are there to create a diversion from us finding out about the real truth.
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So Elvis isn't working in a chip shop then
Well actually I was told he is now working in an off licence in Doncaster
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You know he was Welsh, don't you? Elfydd Preselli his real name was.So Elvis isn't working in a chip shop then
They don't tell you that, do they? Huh? Huh?
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