Men Vs Women
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MOTM
I think the point is more to be a big brother effect. Someone looking out for you.
MOTM
I think so to, I was just being sillyI think the point is more to be a big brother effect. Someone looking out for you.
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MOTM
Genetically speaking, men are imperfect women.
Ever wonder why men have nipples? We don't need 'em. All humans are born with rudimentary potential breasts. In the case of women they are triggered to develop hormonally as a secondary sexual characteristic. Men not only have nipples, but undeveloped (pre-pubescent) breasts. Anyway, they have entertainment value.
Where does the Y chromosome (delineating a male) come from? They're imperfect X chromosomes &c &c
Taken to its extreme conclusion, "The male is an incomplete female aborted at the gene stage..." "To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited. Maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."
And given that some scientists claim that they can make sperm in the lab... I think you might need to rethink your position
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Lol cheers for the 'sympathy' mate
Deepest sympathies and thoughts go out to my man @meandlis who is suffering from (and I quote) "The lurgy" poor, poor dab..
Getting ready for a Wedding
4 hours to go
Men - We've got a full four hours to go. Let's see what's on Netflix.
Women - WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR HOURS TO GO AAAAAARRRGH
2 hours to go
Men - Well I suppose I best think about getting dressed and going for my haircut.
Women - You haven't even got dressed yet?!
I swear to God you better go get your haircut right now!
1 hour to go
Men - Love have you seen my suit? Do you think it'll need ironing.
Women - They're gonna bury you in that suit if you don't get your arse into gear. You kids better not spill anything on your clothes, PUT THAT BLOODY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!
30 mins to go
Men - Right time for a shower, shave and get dressed.
Women - WHERE'S MY HAIRDRYER? WHO TOOK MY PERFUME, WHY HAVE YOU GOT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE ALL DOWN YOU, I BLOODY TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT!!
Time to go
Men - Right troops time to leave.
Women - GET IN THAT FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STOP FUCKING PUSHING! OLDEST AT THE FUCKING BACK. STOP FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU LOT BEST NOT FUCKING SHOW ME UP.
Men - yep best behaviour kids.
Women - I'm talking to you!
4 hours to go
Men - We've got a full four hours to go. Let's see what's on Netflix.
Women - WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR HOURS TO GO AAAAAARRRGH
2 hours to go
Men - Well I suppose I best think about getting dressed and going for my haircut.
Women - You haven't even got dressed yet?!
I swear to God you better go get your haircut right now!1 hour to go
Men - Love have you seen my suit? Do you think it'll need ironing.
Women - They're gonna bury you in that suit if you don't get your arse into gear. You kids better not spill anything on your clothes, PUT THAT BLOODY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!
30 mins to go
Men - Right time for a shower, shave and get dressed.
Women - WHERE'S MY HAIRDRYER? WHO TOOK MY PERFUME, WHY HAVE YOU GOT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE ALL DOWN YOU, I BLOODY TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT!!
Time to go
Men - Right troops time to leave.
Women - GET IN THAT FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STOP FUCKING PUSHING! OLDEST AT THE FUCKING BACK. STOP FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU LOT BEST NOT FUCKING SHOW ME UP.
Men - yep best behaviour kids.
Women - I'm talking to you!
Bang on 100% ! Us men are so chilled with going out and such. Just take it all in our strides.Getting ready for a Wedding
4 hours to go
Men - We've got a full four hours to go. Let's see what's on Netflix.
Women - WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR HOURS TO GO AAAAAARRRGH
2 hours to go
Men - Well I suppose I best think about getting dressed and going for my haircut.
Women - You haven't even got dressed yet?!
1 hour to go
Men - Love have you seen my suit? Do you think it'll need ironing.
Women - They're gonna bury you in that suit if you don't get your arse into gear. You kids better not spill anything on your clothes, PUT THAT BLOODY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!
30 mins to go
Men - Right time for a shower, shave and get dressed.
Women - WHERE'S MY HAIRDRYER? WHO TOOK MY PERFUME, WHY HAVE YOU GOT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE ALL DOWN YOU, I BLOODY TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT!!
Time to go
Men - Right troops time to leave.
Women - GET IN THAT FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STOP FUCKING PUSHING! OLDEST AT THE FUCKING BACK. STOP FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU LOT BEST NOT FUCKING SHOW ME UP.
Men - yep best behaviour kids.
Women - I'm talking to you!
MOTM
Nope, was getting ready for day for my cousin's wedding.Getting ready for a Wedding
4 hours to go
Men - We've got a full four hours to go. Let's see what's on Netflix.
Women - WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR HOURS TO GO AAAAAARRRGH
2 hours to go
Men - Well I suppose I best think about getting dressed and going for my haircut.
Women - You haven't even got dressed yet?!
1 hour to go
Men - Love have you seen my suit? Do you think it'll need ironing.
Women - They're gonna bury you in that suit if you don't get your arse into gear. You kids better not spill anything on your clothes, PUT THAT BLOODY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!
30 mins to go
Men - Right time for a shower, shave and get dressed.
Women - WHERE'S MY HAIRDRYER? WHO TOOK MY PERFUME, WHY HAVE YOU GOT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE ALL DOWN YOU, I BLOODY TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT!!
Time to go
Men - Right troops time to leave.
Women - GET IN THAT FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STOP FUCKING PUSHING! OLDEST AT THE FUCKING BACK. STOP FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU LOT BEST NOT FUCKING SHOW ME UP.
Men - yep best behaviour kids.
Women - I'm talking to you!
MOTM
Well the day before was going to get my hair cut and a hot towel shave.Really? It took me 37 minutes
B x
MOTM
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