Pet Names For Your Naughty Bits.

[Deleted member 10827]

We'll kick it off

His: Dennis The Menace

Hers : Gnasher

 

[Deleted member 6127]

His... Percy Pecker
Hers... Hello Kitty
Cxxx

 

[Ahabs]

"Captain".

 

[Deleted member 120]

Lol we don’t really but I used to say Mr Beef and the Mysterons.

 

[DiamondJoe]

I don't have a name for my penis (AKA: "my penis") but other people have given it names.

My fav is GC = Great cock

 

[MP386]

The “Old Chap “

 

[ShyandTwisted]

Vincent or smooth jimmy depending on the bush status of my todger . hers is a shameful stealing of Jade goodies name for hers Pink kebab

 

[Baldrick]

I call Kaz's "The Growler"

Now before you all call me a Big Meanie read what she calls mine:-

I attempted to call him "The Lovestick" and Kaz called it "The Dipstick".

I attempted to call him "Godzilla" and Kaz called him "Chinchilla".

I attempted to call "General Baldrick" and Kaz kept demoting him and he ended up being "Private Baldrick".

I attempted to call him "King Kong" but Kaz called him "Geoff" (You know from the old PG Tips Adverts ).

She settled on "Bob" cos he's always up and down .
Fecking Bob I tells you

B x

 

[Deleted member 120]

I call Kaz's "The Growler"

Now before you all call me a Big Meanie read what she calls mine:-

I attempted to call him "The Lovestick" and Kaz called it "The Dipstick".

I attempted to call him "Godzilla" and Kaz called him "Chinchilla".

I attempted to call "General Baldrick" and Kaz kept demoting him and he ended up being "Private Baldrick".

I attempted to call him "King Kong" but Kaz called him "Geoff" (You know from the old PG Tips Adverts ).

She settled on "Bob" cos he's always up and down .
Fecking Bob I tells you

B x

Fucking hell

 

[TogNMuse]

Winky and wonky - I drunkenly said to Muse one night "I wanna stick my winky in your wonky" and it stuck, the name not my winky

 

[Pearls]

As mentioned somewhere. Foo foo