Grease them up in butter
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Ever heard of lube @Baldrick. Anyway have you got those fishnets yet, we expect to see your photo in tomorrows thread, no excuses accepted.
Grease them up in butter
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Balders in fishnets?Ever heard of lube @Baldrick. Anyway have you got those fishnets yet, we expect to see your photo in tomorrows thread, no excuses accepted.
Butter's cheaperEver heard of lube @Baldrick. Anyway have you got those fishnets yet, we expect to see your photo in tomorrows thread, no excuses accepted.
Balders in fishnets?
Butter's cheaper
Aw parents evening tonight or I Would've gone to Tescos
What?
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Aw I'm at work otherwise I would have :mwah:No problem, you have all day tomorrow
Aw I'm at work otherwise I would have :mwah:
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Ah all 24 hours at work eh, come on ya wimp, NO excuses accepted
Taps finger
Good man do it when you clock off work xxI can see that I'm going to be doing my shopping online this week
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*Lunch break xAw I'm at work otherwise I would have :mwah:
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cheers for that. Nope no supermarkets near me tomorrow. You'll all just have to wait.......... Oh and I'm borrowing a pair*Lunch break x
:hmm: ..... gone shycheers for that. Nope no supermarkets near me tomorrow. You'll all just have to wait.......... Oh and I'm borrowing a pair
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Oh and I'm borrowing a pair....cheers for that. Nope no supermarkets near me tomorrow. You'll all just have to wait.......... Oh and I'm borrowing a pair
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:hmm: ..... gone shy
Oh and I'm borrowing a pair....
Off who
His mum
Norra batty
NopeSo we've not all just conveniently forgotten about this then
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Man up and get your stockings onSo we've not all just conveniently forgotten about this then
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Man up and get your stockings on
Nope
Where the bloody hell have you been
Man up and get your stockings on
I'm sure he will
NopeErrrrrmm would you believe me if I said "I've been washing my hair"
This is Social Swinging. Do you really believe that sentence hasn't been said on here at least 4 timesThat sentence has never been uttered in the history of humankind
This is Social Swinging. Do you really believe that sentence hasn't been said on here at least 4 times