Sex Toys

[Pearls]

If you could use a household item as a toy, what would it be?
@debE and I just had a discussion about the old twin tub washing machines could they be the retro Sybians

 

[GeoffRy]

Try Vicks as a sensual massage oil, lube..

 

[Pearls]

Try Vicks as a sensual massage oil, lube..

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Plenty of room for 2 bums to sit upon too xx

 

[GeoffRy]

Blame him , he gave me the idea.

 

[Pearls]

Plenty of room for 2 bums to sit upon too xx

Can you imagine and a glass of wine and fag

 

[Deleted member 120]

Blame him , he gave me the idea.

Not guilty.

If you could use a household item as a toy, what would it be?
@debE and I just had a discussion about the old twin tub washing machines could they be the retro Sybians

Well. We have paint brushes, a pizza wheel and even bungee cords!

What else... hmm... low level voltage jump leads with a battery, as nipple clamps cum violet clamps. x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

low level voltage jump leads with a battery, as nipple clamps cum violet clamps.

 

[Therapon]

Oh gawd you will be giving you know who even more ideas.

 

[Pearls]

Oh gawd you will be giving you know who even more ideas.

 

[Pearls]

 

[MP386]

Frying spatula for a spanking

 

[Deleted member 10361]

When I was very young i experimented a bit, my favourite object was a hairbrush handle, followed by various candles my mum had round the house, then I discovered the rolling pin hidden in a kitchen draw, Oh boy was that fun

 

[Deleted member 120]

Frying spatula for a spanking

Ooooh yeah. Sounds good! X

When I was very young i experimented a bit, my favourite object was a hairbrush handle, followed by various candles my mum had round the house, then I discovered the rolling pin hidden in a kitchen draw, Oh boy was that fun

Oh blimey.... :innocent: x

 

[Deleted member 10361]

Ooooh yeah. Sounds good! X

Oh blimey.... :innocent: x

I was very naughty, I was running naked through the cornfields with the local lads at 12-13 yrs old ​

 

[Deleted member 120]

I was very naughty, I was running naked through the cornfields with the local lads at 12-13 yrs old ​

Naughty minx. X

 

[MP386]

Ooooh yeah. Sounds good! X

Oh blimey.... :innocent: x

Sure you have one to try out on a willing certain someone ....

 

[Deleted member 120]

Sure you have one to try out on a willing certain someone ....

Of course! We/I have a suitcase full of toys and homemade goodies.

 

[TherLegs]

Done all the above plus,

Fork as a pin wheel replacement
Ice cubes
Ties
Belt
Dog lead/collar
Clothes pegs

 

[Baldrick]

When I was very young i experimented a bit, my favourite object was a hairbrush handle, followed by various candles my mum had round the house, then I discovered the rolling pin hidden in a kitchen draw, Oh boy was that fun

So you literally went around your house sticking as many things as possible in your........ FooFoo?

X

 

[Deleted member 1030]

No-one mentioned a feather duster yet?

 

[MP386]

Sure one or two have resorted to their five a day portions .... the fruit and veg in the cupboard....

 

[Deleted member 120]

No-one mentioned a feather duster yet?

Well.... now you mention it.. We has feathers too.
But I need a French Maid (well known) to complete it..
You sayin' you have one?

 

[Deleted member 120]

Sure one or two have resorted to their five a day portions .... the fruit and veg in the cupboard....

:grin:

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[uk2002]

Try Vicks as a sensual massage oil, lube..

Anal lube?