Valentine Ditty's ( Can I Play With Your Titties )

[zebo]

You perverts should be able to think up some crackers !!!


roses are red,
violets are twisted,
bend over love,
you're going to get fisted

 

[RobbieFutuo]

roses are pointless,
chocolates are dumb,
now spread those sweet buttcheeks,
and ill give you one up the bum

 

[Scrumps]

Scrumpy hubby here:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
cum over me
and I'll cum over you

 

[RobbieFutuo]

Ill suck on your boobies,
Ill tickle your bum,
Ill finger your pussy,
If you swallow my cum.

Feel free to use this one as a chat up line, be very surprised if you go home alone

#whyamisingleagain

 

[Deleted member 1030]

The roses have wilted
The chocolates are melting
So lets get on with
Combustible lemon felching

(Yes, that has amused me no end )

 

[Scrumps]

Ill suck on your boobies,
Ill tickle your bum,
Ill finger your pussy,
If you swallow my cum.

Feel free to use this one as a chat up line, be very surprised if you go home alone

#whyamisingleagain

Scrumpy always makes sure that never happens

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Roses are Red,Violets are Blue, I've got a hard on and it's not just for you...:0))

 

[Scrumps]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm kinky as fuck,
How about you?

 

[Therapon]

Methinks @Scrumps should be given the Social Swingers Poet trophy

 

[Scrumps]

Methinks @Scrumps should be given the Social Swingers Poet trophy

A trophy for poetry

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm kinky as fuck,
How about you?

Please x

 

[zebo]

Roses are red
violets are blue
i thought it was vaseline
turned out to be glue

 

[zebo]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
vodka costs less'
than dinner for two

 

[Therapon]

 

[meet_the_fockers]

@Therapon s a dummy.
his head is hollow.
get your cocks, out guys.
you know he will swallow.

right quick exit

 

[Therapon]

Bloody nutter ^^^^

 

[zebo]

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I know a guy his name is @zebo
he likes fire.
and staples.
the fucking weirdo.

xxxx

 

[Therapon]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
@meet_the_fockers
I'm begining to hate you

 

[meet_the_fockers]

You know me luffs ya!

 

[zebo]

I know a lass called Stumpy,
her bum drags on the grass,
and when she causes trouble,
my boot goes up her ass

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I know a lass called Stumpy,
her bum drags on the grass,
and when she causes trouble,
my boot goes up her ass

 

[zebo]

I know a chap called @Therapon
he really is a gent,
ignore the 'crazy ones' poem
i'm sure that he's not bent

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I know a chap called @Therapon
he really is a gent,
ignore the 'crazy ones' poem
i'm sure that he's not bent

x hes plotting his revenge. Ommmmmm

 

[zebo]

customised poems for all the members, this could be fun !