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Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
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You have received..
This could be a simple message of fantasy or a genuine request prior to meeting.

Mine would have to be off a guy who randomly sent a message asking if he could impregnate me as it’s a huge fetish for him and he is active in doing so with many women... :eek: I don’t think pregnancy would be the only thing he passes on :sick::sick:

Oh I declined his offer if you were wondering :noidy:

Over to you :D
 
MP386

MOTM

9 November 2015
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Someone wanted to recreate the black slave and white slave owner, complete with Southern accent and "your my property, I own you" schtick.

Yeah, no thanks.
Not quite the roleplay that’s acceptable what next SS uniform and jack boots .... what a cock :palm:
 
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10 July 2018
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You have received..
This could be a simple message of fantasy or a genuine request prior to meeting.

Mine would have to be off a guy who randomly sent a message asking if he could impregnate me as it’s a huge fetish for him and he is active in doing so with many women... :eek: I don’t think pregnancy would be the only thing he passes on :sick::sick:

Oh I declined his offer if you were wondering :noidy:

Over to you :D
Two young fellas, an MM couple, once messaging me in another place long ago, suggesting that maybe the reason I wasn’t interested in fellas was merely because I hadn’t had a threesome with two other men, and requesting that they ravish me…

I was more amused at the audacity than I was irritated or upset but… I declined.
 
7 January 2017
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You have received..
This could be a simple message of fantasy or a genuine request prior to meeting.

Mine would have to be off a guy who randomly sent a message asking if he could impregnate me as it’s a huge fetish for him and he is active in doing so with many women... :eek: I don’t think pregnancy would be the only thing he passes on :sick::sick:

Oh I declined his offer if you were wondering :noidy:

Over to you :D
Okay, so it isn't necessarily a swinging story:
But my (at the time) very good gay couple friends asked me to be a surrogate for them. But the one offered his boyfriend to be the sperm donor.
Btw, the one asking didn't even talk to his bf about this, so the bf was just as surprised as I was! :ninja:

I laughed. Hard.


And explained "no thank you, I don't want children at all and it would be too awkward, how would you explain to the kid that they've got two fathers and a mother etc. Let alone the awkwardness of an outwardly gay man having straight sex with a woman who he doesn't find attractive. And if I don't catch the first time, there has to be multiple couplings.... ugh, no. Absolutely not."

Needless to say the one who asked was disappointed and the conversation ended with "one day your ovaries will be clanging together, and then you'll come back to us".

That was over 5 years ago, and I still haven't heard the clanging! :rofl::rofl:
 
Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,117
121,117
Okay, so it isn't necessarily a swinging story:
But my (at the time) very good gay couple friends asked me to be a surrogate for them. But the one offered his boyfriend to be the sperm donor.
Btw, the one asking didn't even talk to his bf about this, so the bf was just as surprised as I was! :ninja:

I laughed. Hard.


And explained "no thank you, I don't want children at all and it would be too awkward, how would you explain to the kid that they've got two fathers and a mother etc. Let alone the awkwardness of an outwardly gay man having straight sex with a woman who he doesn't find attractive. And if I don't catch the first time, there has to be multiple couplings.... ugh, no. Absolutely not."

Needless to say the one who asked was disappointed and the conversation ended with "one day your ovaries will be clanging together, and then you'll come back to us".

That was over 5 years ago, and I still haven't heard the clanging! :rofl::rofl:
Hey it takes all sorts now, we have every denomination possible. I think children can choose now how many mams and dads they can have :palm: that’s another discussion me thinks. :D
 
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LizandChris

Okay, so it isn't necessarily a swinging story:
But my (at the time) very good gay couple friends asked me to be a surrogate for them. But the one offered his boyfriend to be the sperm donor.
Btw, the one asking didn't even talk to his bf about this, so the bf was just as surprised as I was! :ninja:

I laughed. Hard.


And explained "no thank you, I don't want children at all and it would be too awkward, how would you explain to the kid that they've got two fathers and a mother etc. Let alone the awkwardness of an outwardly gay man having straight sex with a woman who he doesn't find attractive. And if I don't catch the first time, there has to be multiple couplings.... ugh, no. Absolutely not."

Needless to say the one who asked was disappointed and the conversation ended with "one day your ovaries will be clanging together, and then you'll come back to us".

That was over 5 years ago, and I still haven't heard the clanging! :rofl::rofl:

If the asking had been done correctly, with both guys knowing what was being asked it could have been quite sweet (the asking not the act), that however was done so wrong!
 
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10 March 2015
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Ok....there has been a few...but this one pretty much beats everyone hands down!!!
Not on this site... but we were newbies, got messaging another couple (they initiated), all was going well, then they asked if we were "animal lovers",...sure, we have a cat, "what about dogs?" came the reply, yup, love to have a dog but our house and work patterns dont really allow.
The chat about the dog goes on and on, do we like dogs, do we like to play with dogs..and then it gets to the point where the lightbulb goes "ping" over our heads...does Jayne like "playing" (yes, they put it in quotes so as to be clear as to what they were hinting at!) with dogs?
Well...to say we were stunned and disgusted was an understatement, we blocked and reported them.:eek:
 
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LizandChris

Ok....there has been a few...but this one pretty much beats everyone hands down!!!
Not on this site... but we were newbies, got messaging another couple (they initiated), all was going well, then they asked if we were "animal lovers",...sure, we have a cat, "what about dogs?" came the reply, yup, love to have a dog but our house and work patterns dont really allow.
The chat about the dog goes on and on, do we like dogs, do we like to play with dogs..and then it gets to the point where the lightbulb goes "ping" over our heads...does Jayne like "playing" (yes, they put it in quotes so as to be clear as to what they were hinting at!) with dogs?
Well...to say we were stunned and disgusted was an understatement, we blocked and reported them.:eek:
some people are just barking!
 
Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,117
121,117
Ok....there has been a few...but this one pretty much beats everyone hands down!!!
Not on this site... but we were newbies, got messaging another couple (they initiated), all was going well, then they asked if we were "animal lovers",...sure, we have a cat, "what about dogs?" came the reply, yup, love to have a dog but our house and work patterns dont really allow.
The chat about the dog goes on and on, do we like dogs, do we like to play with dogs..and then it gets to the point where the lightbulb goes "ping" over our heads...does Jayne like "playing" (yes, they put it in quotes so as to be clear as to what they were hinting at!) with dogs?
Well...to say we were stunned and disgusted was an understatement, we blocked and reported them.:eek:
Sick :sick:
 
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Ok....there has been a few...but this one pretty much beats everyone hands down!!!
Not on this site... but we were newbies, got messaging another couple (they initiated), all was going well, then they asked if we were "animal lovers",...sure, we have a cat, "what about dogs?" came the reply, yup, love to have a dog but our house and work patterns dont really allow.
The chat about the dog goes on and on, do we like dogs, do we like to play with dogs..and then it gets to the point where the lightbulb goes "ping" over our heads...does Jayne like "playing" (yes, they put it in quotes so as to be clear as to what they were hinting at!) with dogs?
Well...to say we were stunned and disgusted was an understatement, we blocked and reported them.:eek:
Definitely not normal.. :palm:
 
19 March 2015
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Ok....there has been a few...but this one pretty much beats everyone hands down!!!
Not on this site... but we were newbies, got messaging another couple (they initiated), all was going well, then they asked if we were "animal lovers",...sure, we have a cat, "what about dogs?" came the reply, yup, love to have a dog but our house and work patterns dont really allow.
The chat about the dog goes on and on, do we like dogs, do we like to play with dogs..and then it gets to the point where the lightbulb goes "ping" over our heads...does Jayne like "playing" (yes, they put it in quotes so as to be clear as to what they were hinting at!) with dogs?
Well...to say we were stunned and disgusted was an understatement, we blocked and reported them.:eek:
Blimey.
Got to be the best worst yet. :p
 
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