The it sounds hot until you try it thread

[Lovernotfighter]

Here it is a thread to post those sex acts that sound amazing but in reality aren't.


For example,
Licking chocolate sauce off your lover sounds gorgeous and romantic but the reality is you both end up a super sticky for days (it's a bitch to get off) and well brown on bed sheets also looks gross.

 

[Pearls]

I would say cream has the same effect and smells bad when warm yet it looks so sexy. Great thread and would love to see other replies. X

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I would say cream has the same effect and smells bad when warm yet it looks so sexy. Great thread and would love to see other replies. X

Honey is even worse

 

[Pearls]

Honey is even worse

Omg can you imagine. We tried tinned strawberries once. A little feeding fun blind folded. The juice was so sticky. I needed a shower to carry on

 

[Xcommando]

As a complete opposite , I would have to say about things that are totally amazing such as Licking and sucking nips and clits with an ice cube in your mouth ??

 

[Xcommando]

Or a bj ??

 

[Deleted member 9631]

Dogging, never tried it but stumbled across it once when walking the dog. Just a bunch of fellas wanking around a car. Sumer night. Not dark. What if I had kids with me!
No need for it in my opinion.x

 

[Pearls]

Dogging, never tried it but stumbled across it once when walking the dog. Just a bunch of fellas wanking around a car. Sumer night. Not dark. What if I had kids with me!
No need for it in my opinion.x

I agree. It’s disgusting. Oh and illegal

 

[Deleted member 120]

Dogging, never tried it but stumbled across it once when walking the dog. Just a bunch of fellas wanking around a car. Sumer night. Not dark. What if I had kids with me!
No need for it in my opinion.x

Agreed.
I was fishing down the docks one night, either last year or year before - with one of our lads, near the pier there were cars parked and they’d started signalling for me to go over. Flashing lights etc.
I knew damn well what they were doing but I was really pissed off as I had my lad with me. He got worried I simply said it was fishing bailiffs checking licensing.
There’s no need for it imho.

 

[Deleted member 9631]

Agreed.
I was fishing down the docks one night, either last year or year before - with one of our lads, near the pier there were cars parked and they’d started signalling for me to go over. Flashing lights etc.
I knew damn well what they were doing but I was really pissed off as I had my lad with me. He got worried I simply said it was fishing bailiffs checking licensing.
There’s no need for it imho.

Have to say in that situation I would be very tempted to go over and kick the shite out of that car! No a violent man until it come to anything to do with the kids!
well done for your restraint fella.

 

[Deleted member 120]

Have to say in that situation I would be very tempted to go over and kick the shite out of that car! No a violent man until it come to anything to do with the kids!
well done for your restraint fella.

I was genuinely angry, but also didn’t want to expose my son to anything that could have been. I was really raging though. I recall telling HRH that evening when I got home, she was livid. He was about 14 at the time. It happens a lot down in Swansea marina. It’s wrong!

 

[TherLegs]

We have tried strawberries and cream which was ok but the shower afterwards was better.

 

[Deleted member 3411]

Some good vanilla friends of mine once thought it would be really hot to rub over each other during sex with oils. Apparently it was all very sexy and fun but it plays havoc with the bathroom after, took them several weeks to get the oil off of the bath.

 

[SteveandDebs]

I've been wracking my brains ever since seeing this thread but I can't think of anything

I've obviously led a sheltered life ?