Rounders

[Guru G]

Possibly the greatest game ever created ?

 

[MP386]

Possibly the greatest game ever created ?

For girls .....

 

[Guru G]

For girls .....

You were obviously shit at it ?

 

[MP386]

You were obviously shit at it ?

I never played girls games ..... ?

 

[Skippy01]

???

 

[Guru G]

I never played girls games .....

It's not a girls game skips broke her back in it it's too manly for girls

 

[MP386]

???

The next threads going to ask who does ? Crochet ....... ?

 

[MP386]

It's not a girls game skips broke her back in it it's too manly for girls

Someone battered her with a bat that’s the only way to brake anything playing Rounders ....... ?

 

[Skippy01]

Someone battered her with a bat that’s the only way to brake anything playing Rounders ....... ?

Or celebrating an absolute corker of a catch, and jumping off a cliff ?x

 

[MP386]

Or celebrating an absolute corker of a catch, and jumping off a cliff ?x

Why would you jump off a cliff Any ball game on the edge of a cliff is going to end in disaster...

 

[Vanezza]

I thought everyone played rounders at school. I certainly did and was shite at it, same as every other sport.
Can you imagine a young boy with glasses and partial sight in one eye trying to hit and catch a tiny ball as it flys at him at 40 mph? ?

N xxx

 

[Guru G]

Why would you jump off a cliff Any ball game on the edge of a cliff is going to end in disaster...

My thoughts exactly who the fuck was supervising

 

[Skippy01]

Why would you jump off a cliff Any ball game on the edge of a cliff is going to end in disaster...

Well I know that now ?.These threads tonight, are really reminding me of my not so good ideas in life ? x

 

[MP386]

I thought everyone played rounders at school. I certainly did and was shite at it, same as every other sport.
Can you imagine a young boy with glasses and partial sight in one eye trying to hit and catch a tiny ball as it flys at him at 40 mph? ?

N xxx

When I was a lad if you had a bat it was a Cricket Bat ..... Girls had Rounders sticks ... ?

 

[Skippy01]

I thought everyone played rounders at school. I certainly did and was shite at it, same as every other sport.
Can you imagine a young boy with glasses and partial sight in one eye trying to hit and catch a tiny ball as it flys at him at 40 mph? ?

N xxx

You got a ball? Thats fancy.We had a bean bag x

 

[MP386]

You got a ball? Thats fancy.We had a bean bag x

Blimey one of those PC schools .... in case poor Skips gets hit on the noggin by a hard ball ....... ?

 

[Guru G]

Blimey one of those PC schools .... in case poor Skips gets hit on the noggin by a hard ball ....... ?

She fucking breaks her back instead ??

 

[MP386]

She fucking breaks her back instead ??

Well ...... jumping off cliffs isn’t part of the game ......so you can’t blame the rounders for that ?‍

 

[Vanezza]

When I was a lad if you had a bat it was a Cricket Bat ..... Girls had Rounders sticks ... ?

I had to try cricket too ?
Not only the second most boring game in the world but the same applied to me as the rounders, WTF did they expect a lad with no distance perception to do on a sports field ?

N xxx

 

[MP386]

I had to try cricket too ?
Not only the second most boring game in the world but the same applied to me as the rounders, WTF did they expect a lad with no distance perception to do on a sports field ?

N xxx

Target practice .. .... Cricket is a fantastic strategic game it’s like jousting but with out the horse and lances .... and maybe not as dangerous.....unless you jump off a cliff ?‍

 

[Vanezza]

Thinking about it. I was always picked last on the football team (obviously) but then the silly twats put me in goal! ??

N xxx

 

[MP386]

Thinking about it. I was always picked last on the football team (obviously) but then the silly twats put me in goal! ??

N xxx

And you always did your best to save the ball ?

 

[Vanezza]

And you always did your best to save the ball ?

I spent my time going 'what ball?' ?

N xxx

 

[Guru G]

I spent my time going 'what ball?' ?

N xxx

No wonder you love balls so much

 

[Vanezza]

No wonder you love balls so much

At least those balls only jiggle about a bit ?

N xxx