Don’t understand ?

[Vanezza]

And potatoes are vegetables so therefore one of you five a day

A decent gravy starts with onion so there's another, then you have animal juices such as beef and cattle eat grass so that counts as veg number three and a bit of flour for thickening is four. Just a touch of something else and you have all five!

 

[TherLegs]

A decent gravy starts with onion so there's another, then you have animal juices such as beef and cattle eat grass so that counts as veg number three and a bit of flour for thickening is four. Just a touch of something else and you have all five!

Uhmm

 

[Vanezza]

Uhmm

Confused? A cupcake is 3 of your five a day ?

N xxx

 

[TherLegs]

Confused? A cupcake is 3 of your five a day ?

N xxx

You assume that onions, flour, grass and moo cows all identify as vegetables, they may not agree

 

[Vanezza]

You assume that onions, flour, grass and moo cows all identify as vegetables, they may not agree

Apart from the moo cows, they might not "identify" as veg but that doesn't necessarily make it true ?

N xxx

 

[TherLegs]

Apart from the moo cows, they might not "identify" as veg but that doesn't necessarily make it true ?

N xxx

Don't tell anyone otherwise you will have a gender riot to deal with.

 

[Vanezza]

Don't tell anyone otherwise you will have a gender riot to deal with.

I think we could cope with a bunch of rioting onions. What will they do, make us all cry? ???

N xxx

 

[TherLegs]

I think we could cope with a bunch of rioting onions. What will they do, make us all cry? ???

N xxx

Never trust an allium, sneaky buggers especially the Welsh ones which come from China

 

[Stew]

And potatoes are vegetables so therefore one of you five a day

I hate to break it to you !!

When eaten as part of a meal, potatoes are generally used in place of other sources of starch, such as bread, pasta or rice. Because of this, they don't count towards your 5 A Day. Other vegetables that don't count towards your 5 A Day are yams, cassava and plantain. They're also usually eaten as starchy foods.

 

[Vanezza]

I hate to break it to you !!

When eaten as part of a meal, potatoes are generally used in place of other sources of starch, such as bread, pasta or rice. Because of this, they don't count towards your 5 A Day. Other vegetables that don't count towards your 5 A Day are yams, cassava and plantain. They're also usually eaten as starchy foods.

Stop breaking my jokes!
Anyway spuds are usually fertilised with shite that comes from animals that eat a plant based diet so ??

N xxx

 

[Guru G]

I don't understand how straight men like wearing women's clothes

 

[Vanezza]

I don't understand how straight men like wearing women's clothes

Put some tights on and try a soft fabric dress and you will get an idea trust me. Not my thing but I have tried it and they have much nicer clothes than us blokes do.

N xxx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I don't understand how straight men like wearing women's clothes

Yeah am with you on that. I have some sort of lacey garments, okay yeah make some sensitivity... But unlike some peeps - I can't sit here waiting for the missus to go out only to then put on her dresses et al and take selfies.

Not criticising anyone or disagreeing, but yeah definitely not for me either. And, if you do dress up with ladies garments, then surely you're more feminine than you actually realise?
I've used fishnet stockings ONCE to take a video for a laugh, and these sexy undies once or twice.
That aside? I am who I am; not stealing my wife's clothes both with or without her knowledge..
No offence to anyone ofc.

 

[Vanezza]

Yeah am with you on that. I have some sort of lacey garments, okay yeah make some sensitivity... But unlike some peeps - I can't sit here waiting for the missus to go out only to then put on her dresses et al and take selfies.

Not criticising anyone or disagreeing, but yeah definitely not for me either. And, if you do dress up with ladies garments, then surely you're more feminine than you actually realise?
I've used fishnet stockings ONCE to take a video for a laugh, and these sexy undies once or twice.
That aside? I am who I am; not stealing my wife's clothes both with or without her knowledge..
No offence to anyone ofc.

With you brother
I used to dress in my nans clothes pretending to be Elvis when I was eight. That does not make any less of a hairy arsed bloke ?

N xxx

 

[FredBloggs]

The silky feeling against your cock when wearing tights (for me) is the most erotic feeling in the world.

 

[Guru G]

Why they still give you the SIM card as 3 different sizes. When was the last time anyone fucking used the big one ?

 

[Pearls]

Why they still give you the SIM card as 3 different sizes. When was the last time anyone fucking used the big one ?

I dunno ?‍

 

[Guru G]

I dunno ?‍

It was a rhetorical question ain’t that the point the thread ffs

 

[Pearls]

It was a rhetorical question ain’t that the point the thread ffs

I dunno ?‍ ?

 

[Guru G]

I dunno ?‍ ?

Ffs you created it

 

[Pearls]

Ffs you created it

Did I? ? I must have been pissed mush ??

 

[Guru G]

Did I? ? I must have been pissed mush ??

Standard for you pissead.

 

[Pearls]

Standard for you pissead.