No serreee ?

[Deleted member 19022]

Not much worth selling so I doubt anyone will want to buy … xx

25p my one and only offer.

 

[Vanezza]

Erm. What is this about again???

N xxx

 

[Pearls]

Erm. What is this about again???

N xxx

Dunno ?‍

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you made the booboo ???

Even I couldn't cock up that much ??

 

[Pearls]

Even I could cock up that much ??

It started well ?

 

[Deleted member 19022]

It started well ?

Cometh with age comes experience. Best sometimes not to say anything. Hark at me giving advice ??

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Dunno ?‍

Erm. What is this about again???

N xxx

MP386 grovelling, its great reading ??

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Not much worth selling so I doubt anyone will want to buy … xx

Don't sell yourself short mate. You have a good pair of hands for tinkering ?

 

[Deleted member 11852]

Don't sell yourself short mate. You have a good pair of hands for tinkering ?

Bet he is good at tinkering xxx M

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Bet he is good at tinkering xxx M

I'm sure he is, but he's not oiling my nuts ?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I only stopped for a break.
But now I’m here.....

 

[MP386]

25p my one and only offer.

Probably the best offer I’ll get now ?

 

[Deleted member 19022]

I was being generous. It will all blow over in a couple of years ?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I was being generous. It will all blow over in a couple of years ?

Oooh..

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Bouncing off the red flag thread about what information on profiles would put you off,
What accounts wouldn’t you meet?
Who are big no no?
It could be down to person preference regarding looks, size or age,
Personality
Attitude
Don’t be shy and be as honest as you can. ??

Okay;
Scat. ych y fi
Non PV... Even if they ARE PV then they'd have to be completely genuinely who they say they are. (we have ways of making you talk)...
No bunny boilers
Flat dead personality
No effort in personal appearances
No effort in personal hygiene - a sexy lingerie shot, with dirty & grubby nails is a hell no!
Clean house in the background. Yers, I even check the skirting boards... A home tells a lot about a person: windows & sills too. (Dirty gits)
Self preservation. Don't make yourself look like a dick, unless you really are a dick in which case - no.

Be nice, be fun, be flirty, clean, sexy and humorous. Intellect helps too IMHO << personally.
Not much to ask I think? x

 

[Guru G]

There’s a few good points above and for us would be the same including the woe is me types, feeling sorry for yourself just isn’t attractive and will not get my awwww babes you ok hun!
Any woman who thinks every bugger will approach her just because she’s a sf
Number one would have to be zero personality, we love to have a giggle, good banter and chats in the forums is a win win. ?

You’re easy like mp n

 

[Guru G]

Okay;
Scat. ych y fi
Non PV... Even if they ARE PV then they'd have to be completely genuinely who they say they are. (we have ways of making you talk)...
No bunny boilers
Flat dead personality
No effort in personal appearances
No effort in personal hygiene - a sexy lingerie shot, with dirty & grubby nails is a hell no!
Clean house in the background. Yers, I even check the skirting boards... A home tells a lot about a person: windows & sills too. (Dirty gits)
Self preservation. Don't make yourself look like a dick, unless you really are a dick in which case - no.

Be nice, be fun, be flirty, clean, sexy and humorous. Intellect helps too IMHO << personally.
Not much to ask I think? x

Tell these scruffs ??

 

[Pearls]

You’re easy like mp n

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Tell these scruffs ??

Damn right. I don't want to see bits of KFC from two weeks' ago, still stuck to the sofa when they're taking a sexy pic. FFS ?

 

[Guru G]

In that case G has a point

Let’s just keep bumping this post

 

[Guru G]

Damn right. I don't want to see bits of KFC from two weeks' ago, still stuck to the sofa when they're taking a sexy pic. FFS ?

This is why I avoid my sofa in selfies

 

[Skippy01]

Let’s just keep bumping this post

I say we keep bumping, until no one can see the part where I inadvertantly cockblocked MP ? x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I say we keep bumping, until everyone else can see the part where I openly cockblocked MP ? x

Fixed for ya. x

 

[Skippy01]

Fixed for ya. x

Damn it! I thought you meant you'd deleted all the evidence of me doing it ? x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Damn it! I thought you meant you'd deleted all the evidence of me doing it ? x

Ahhh.. No need really, there's probably screenshots buzzing around the whole network now tbh. ? ? ? x