OK, where do I start?
I can tell if somebody is a nobend after 10 seconds?
I know when I am right even when nobody believes me (they always end up worse off)?
I can calculate that 1010 = 10 ?
I can drink an amazing amount of booze and stay awake to cook everyone breakfast in the morning. To be honest it has been a lot of years since I tried this talent.?
My knowledge of useless things is second to none. Put it this way. The show Qi takes a large team of producers and researchers to make the show but that is what my mind looks like from the inside.???
I can eat pretty much anything.
I can read upside down, reversed or mirror writing in a second
I can recite the introduction to the book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe and most of Star Wars Episode IV.?
I can come up with an appropriate name for pretty much anything
I can always find a way to fix something or just keep it working for long enough
Making people giggle is always my goal and I usually manage it, often to my own detriment ?
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