Club membership application

[Ymichael14]

Since the only advice i get on here about meeting swingers is to attend a club, i found one 1,638 miles away. That is something like 2600 kilometers.
So, not something i will be doing every weekend.
They require an application.
One question was, do i consider myself living in the swinger lifestyle.
Im not, but would like to.
Is there a correct answer? One that will get the application accepted?
Another question, why do you want to join?
Isnt there only one answer?
I mean why ask the question?
What would be a wrong answer?
To introduce everyone to the lord Jesus and save them from their sinful life?

 

[NotSoFireproof]

That does seem a very strange question, but from what I hear, membership application forms like that tend to exist for the "exclusive" clubs. I've heard that they can often gate keep the lifestyle too.

I would guess that the "correct" answer is yes, I can't imagine what other answer they would want to receive for that question!

 

[Skippy01]

How far is New York from you?

 

[Ymichael14]

How far is New York from you?

Too far for a one night trip but close enough for a weekend trip.

 

[Skippy01]

Too far for a one night trip but close enough for a weekend trip.

That would be your best bet then. There's loads of social and swinging events that cater for single men,and the process seems to be rather simple x

 

[Ymichael14]

That would be your best bet then. There's loads of social and swinging events that cater for single men,and the process seems to be rather simple x

I will look again, but last time i checked they were heavily restricted on body type, looks, money. etc.
Only supermodels that can discuss Plato get in.
Do you know of one club in particular?
And I assume you mean New York city, not New York state.

 

[Skippy01]

I will look again, but last time i checked they were heavily restricted on body type, looks, money. etc.
Only supermodels that can discuss Plato get in.
Do you know of one club in particular?
And I assume you mean New York city, not New York state.

Labrynth, Chemistry which is for more new singles in the lifestyle and has a social aspect. And intimate parties. All state they don't base membership on looks, age or gender. Have a look at them ones ? not a bad membership price either x

 

[Ymichael14]

Labrynth, Chemistry which is for more new singles in the lifestyle and has a social aspect. And intimate parties. All state they don't base membership on looks, age or gender. Have a look at them ones ? not a bad membership price either x

From the labrynth site,
Are Single Men allowed?

Yes. Select single men are admitted to our club and are required to submit a picture for approval and pay a premium fee to maintain a reasonable ratio of men to women at our parties.

I can try, but if they want a photo and only allow select single guys, i assume they want the guy to look like a super model.
And premium price in New York city is probably more than the average person earns in a year.
Haven't checked the other one yet

 

[Ymichael14]

Labrynth, Chemistry which is for more new singles in the lifestyle and has a social aspect. And intimate parties. All state they don't base membership on looks, age or gender. Have a look at them ones ? not a bad membership price either x

The only place i found with the name of "chemistry" ,Chemistry, a New York–based “producer of erotic parties,” and the host of the pre-Halloween bash, is one of a handful of members-only partiers in the city marketing themselves as playgrounds for the young, beautiful, and “sexually enlightened.

I know im not young, by anybody's standard, except maybe a nursing home, and i dont think anyone would find me beautiful.
And, no single guys.
Unless you were referring to some other club.

 

[Vanezza]

The only place i found with the name of "chemistry" ,Chemistry, a New York–based “producer of erotic parties,” and the host of the pre-Halloween bash, is one of a handful of members-only partiers in the city marketing themselves as playgrounds for the young, beautiful, and “sexually enlightened.

I know im not young, by anybody's standard, except maybe a nursing home, and i dont think anyone would find me beautiful.
And, no single guys.
Unless you were referring to some other club.

I see your frustration Mike but if the itch is that bad and you can't find a way in couldn't you find a woman that is into it too? You have stated you don't have a problem finding dates or sex so maybe just finding the right one would solve your problems.

N xxx

 

[Ymichael14]

I see your frustration Mike but if the itch is that bad and you can't find a way in couldn't you find a woman that is into it too? You have stated you don't have a problem finding dates or sex so maybe just finding the right one would solve your problems.

N xxx

I would love to find the right one.
But i have only known two women that were into swinging and i had a chance with. By that i mean i wasn't twice thier age or a body type they didn't like. But they wouldn't swing with me. Sleep with, yes. One said she couldn't give me a threesome because she fell in love with me. Guess she expected me to stay home and watch TV while she went out swinging.
Both women were 20 years ago. I haven't met any women that have been into it since.
So, i came here hoping someone would have a suggestion on how i could meet women who were into it so i could increase my odds of finding a woman that would swing with me.
Unfortunately, the only suggestion is to go to a club and the clubs in my area are heavily restricted.
This club, literally half a country away, google says 25 hours by car, I assume they mean non stop, claims they accept people like me. A normal, average person.
So, now i am waiting to hear from them.
If they reject me i guess i will adopt 100 stray cats and yell at the kids to get off my lawn.
And poison pigeons in the park.