Bigging it up ?

[Pearls]

I’ve heard quite a few but have you?
Told a white lie to make you look good, get extra attention. We all know you guys like to get noticed so have you twisted the truth and made out you’re basically the next James Bond or fighter pilot ?

Have you gone the opposite and said you’re dying of some incurable disease just to get the awwwwwww babes ?

Come on, fess up and give us your best, you know how desperate some are to get in that inbox even if you miraculously feel better in five mins and the selfie and dick pics start flowing ??

This is not just for guys, I’m sure there are many ladies that have made out they’re super models with the same amount of bullshit ?

What about the ones you’ve received that instantly make you think what a crock, maybe something original that got you at least laughing ?

 

[MP386]

Ivor Bigun

 

[Therapon]

 

[TherLegs]

No, I turned down the offer to do Mr Bond and I have already had ebola but survived so far but I may have posted the odd dick pic, apart from that I'm innocent.

 

[Pearls]

I’ve had, I can’t tell you what I do! That’s popular ? then quickly mention they’re SAS ?

My wife is dead ? That was a first and a goodun seeing as she was very much alive ??

I have serious disabilities that make me want to kill myself ? that was a woman ? she’s very much alive and bopping about ??

Loads more to follow though ?

 

[TherLegs]

Had one guy who wanted to meet, he was married and had permission from his wife to meet us. I simply asked him to bring said wife along just to confirm his story and she could then do her own thing .... oddly he had to do some overtime that evening so couldn't make it.

 

[MP386]

I’ve heard quite a few but have you?
Told a white lie to make you look good, get extra attention. We all know you guys like to get noticed so have you twisted the truth and made out you’re basically the next James Bond or fighter pilot ?

Have you gone the opposite and said you’re dying of some incurable disease just to get the awwwwwww babes ?

Come on, fess up and give us your best, you know how desperate some are to get in that inbox even if you miraculously feel better in five mins and the selfie and dick pics start flowing ??

This is not just for guys, I’m sure there are many ladies that have made out they’re super models with the same amount of bullshit ?

What about the ones you’ve received that instantly make you think what a crock, maybe something original that got you at least laughing ?

If it’s in your nature to bullshit then your bullshit wherever you are online or not

 

[Pearls]

If it’s in your nature to bullshit then your bullshit wherever you are online or not

I think the human rights lawyer was true ?

 

[Colin]

Ive often said in messages that iam ugly but we all know thats a white lie

 

[TherLegs]

I’ve had, I can’t tell you what I do! That’s popular ? then quickly mention they’re SAS ?

Bagage handler for Scandanavian Airlines?

My wife is dead ? That was a first and a goodun seeing as she was very much alive ??

Zombie maybe

 

[Deleted member 11852]

Ive often said in messages that iam ugly but we all know thats a white lie

Your SOH is amazing and never fails to make me smile…….and no, that’s not a white lie before anyone says it lol xx M ??

 

[Skippy01]

I'm pleading the 5th on this thread ? x

 

[MP386]

I'm pleading the 5th on this thread ? x

What you hiding then ?

 

[Skippy01]

What you hiding then ?

I haven't bullshitted to big myself up or lied about illnesses. Everyone knows i'm round and my body is fucked,inside and out?
But i'm guessing most people on here know I have an ability to bullshit people, to find stuff out. I used to use all sorts of methods to get the goss and keep in the loop x

 

[MP386]

I haven't bullshitted to big myself up or lied about illnesses. Everyone knows i'm round and my body is fucked,inside and out?
But i'm guessing most people on here know I have an ability to bullshit people, to find stuff out. I used to use all sorts of methods to get the goss and keep in the loop x

?…..

 

[Skippy01]

?…..

I haven't done it with you ? That's probably what you're thinking x

 

[MP386]

I haven't done it with you ? That's probably what you're thinking x

?….

 

[Skippy01]

?….

Honestly. I haven't lol.You only have to ask you the same question twice and you cave anyway ? x

 

[Pearls]

Honestly. I haven't lol.You only have to ask you the same question twice and you cave anyway ? x

There’s no need, he’s too easy ?

 

[Deleted member 11852]

Honestly. I haven't lol.You only have to ask you the same question twice and you cave anyway ? x

Omg Skips, you must be slacking if you have to ask twice lol xxx M ?

 

[Skippy01]

There’s no need, he’s too easy ?

He is ? If i'm ever in a hostage situation and he's my only hope of survival, then I may aswell just take myself out and save them the 2 minutes,it would take to break him ? x

 

[Skippy01]

Omg Skips, you must be slacking if you have to ask twice lol xxx M ?

He always answers the first time with ?‍, so you have to ask again x

 

[MP386]

Honestly. I haven't lol.You only have to ask you the same question twice and you cave anyway ? x

?..

 

[MP386]

He always answers the first time with ?‍, so you have to ask again x

?‍

 

[Pearls]

Ive often said in messages that iam ugly but we all know thats a white lie

If you put some pics up I’m sure nobody would see that ?