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[Deleted member 3870]

Plugs in electric doooo dahhh ere have it!!!

That would most likely turn me on more than anything else. Shock me Mistress, shock me!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

That would most likely turn me on more than anything else. Shock me Mistress, shock me!

Mistress whoaaaa we hardly know each other..
Erm ok.. first thing to buy.. hmmm gaffer tape x

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Mistress whoaaaa we hardly know each other..
Erm ok.. first thing to buy.. hmmm gaffer tape x

Yum

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I'm meant to be writing a review here, you guys are distracting me!

 

[Admin]

*grabs coffee and sits back, F5'ing like no tomorrow*

Okay seriously another;
Am new completely, be gentle with me.
(runs a check and finds said member on 100 dating/swinging sites) duh..

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I'm single any girls wanting to date me? The cringe, oh the cringe!

 

[Pearls]

Can someone help me to have a threesome

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I need a woman to make me a sandwich after sex because I get so hungry and tired..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I need a woman to make me a sandwich after sex because I get so hungry and tired..

I am hungry.. though

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm meant to be writing a review here, you guys are distracting me!

Yes get on with it!!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I am hungry.. though

Me too!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Yes get on with it!!

Yes Madame Whiplash

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Can someone help me to have a threesome

Sure x

 

[Pearls]

Sure x

I may need educating xx

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I've never had a threesome lol

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I may need educating xx

I never been with a girlie ahem..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I've never had a threesome lol

Shut up!!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Shut up!!

Why?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Why?

I dont believe it... say it like victor lol

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I dont believe it... say it like victor lol

Haha I honestly haven't had one

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Haha I honestly haven't had one

Oh bliddy nora... xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I may need educating xx

This i doubt madame.. x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Haha I honestly haven't had one

Checks diary....

 

[Deleted member 2978]

If a guy said that to me I'd say yeah come here, I've got a scalpel

f'ing ell rough room this lol

 

[meet_the_fockers]

f'ing ell rough room this lol

Hello you two yes enter at your peril!! X