Best Chat Up Lines Used

[ravencade]

ok whats the best chat up line you have used. or had used on you that worked none of these heres 50p ring your mother and say you wont be home.. or grab your coat youve pulled crap..lol

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I've not used chat up lines, don't know any decent ones.
Luckily nobody uses them on me either, unless I'm dumb and completely missed them

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Random guy: Do you like tapes and cds?

Me: Yes.

Random guy: Good, I'll tape my dick to your forehead and you can cds nuts.

I laughed my arse off to that so it's good in the way that I found it fucking funny lol

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Random guy: Do you like tapes and cds?

Me: Yes.

Random guy: Good, I'll tape my dick to your forehead and you can cds nuts.

I laughed my arse off to that so it's good in the way that I found it fucking funny lol

Wow! See I don't get stuff like this, either online or real life!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

oh ffs! Hilarious and cringy in one!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

oh ffs! Hilarious and cringy in one!

Exactly!!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Come on peeps, I need to read more of these chat up lines, get posting!

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I'm trying to think of more funny/cringy ones lol

 

[ravencade]

These are good made me chuck;e

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Are you good with kids? Because I'm gonna turn your mouth into a daycare

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Chat up lines do they really ever work, or are they just a plot device in film to show someone's looking to pull.

"Hello" is the closest thing to a chat up line I have ever used.

 

[Deleted member 3870]

Chat up lines do they really ever work, or are they just a plot device in film to show someone's looking to pull.

"Hello" is the closest thing to a chat up line I have ever used.

Hello there

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Hello there

And hello back

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Are you good with kids? Because I'm gonna turn your mouth into a daycare

FFS, that is terrible!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Chat up lines do they really ever work, or are they just a plot device in film to show someone's looking to pull.

"Hello" is the closest thing to a chat up line I have ever used.

I don't know I never get any or use them!

 

[Admin]

Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...

hahaha!

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Me on a night out with the lads decides to have an Inbetweeners moment.....
Me: Fancy a shag?
Her: Fuck off
Me: Any chance of a handjob then?
Her: Jog on dick head
......how we laughed after

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...

Ooooooh do i have to answer that one xx

 

[Pearls]

Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...

It didn't work with me

 

[Admin]

It didn't work with me

Well it did a little bit... ?
okay it didn't... I swooned you and charmed you instead. xx

 

[Pearls]

Well it did a little bit... ?
okay it didn't... I swooned you and charmed you instead. xx

Liar you asked me if I wanted to have a look in your freezer and get some beef out

 

[Admin]

Liar you asked me if I wanted to have a look in your freezer and get some beef out

okay this too is true.. Seems I am done for here. xx

 

[Pearls]

okay this too is true.. Seems I am done for here. xx

Yes you are