So, as some of you already know I am a bus driver. In my time I have seen a few thing, the usual kids making joints. Endless you drunks at all times of the day, people fighting, being called all the names under the sun. One of my favourites was being told I was as useless as a saggy fanny.
However last week I was actually shock for once.
Keeping in mind that the buses today have up to 20 security cameras on them recording as long as the bus is on the road. I finish my run and went about checking the bus for lost property. Down stairs all good. Made my way upstairs and I seen 2 people at the back of the bus. This is not unusual as people miss stops and stay on for the return journey. I made my way to the back of the bus to find a pair of knickers half way along.
Much to my surprise on the back seat a couple probably in their 30’s fucking away total oblivious to the fact I was there.
Now in a club scenario I would be happy to watch. But this being my place of work what was I to do?
In the end I just shouted what the fuck are you two manky bastard up to! In my most manly bus driver voice.
There was much apologising. And ohh we are so embarrassed.
Still chucked them off and told them to take them crusty knickers with you.
I have many stories from the buses. Curious to know if anyone else has tales from their work place.
Matt the driver. X
However last week I was actually shock for once.
Keeping in mind that the buses today have up to 20 security cameras on them recording as long as the bus is on the road. I finish my run and went about checking the bus for lost property. Down stairs all good. Made my way upstairs and I seen 2 people at the back of the bus. This is not unusual as people miss stops and stay on for the return journey. I made my way to the back of the bus to find a pair of knickers half way along.
Much to my surprise on the back seat a couple probably in their 30’s fucking away total oblivious to the fact I was there.
Now in a club scenario I would be happy to watch. But this being my place of work what was I to do?
In the end I just shouted what the fuck are you two manky bastard up to! In my most manly bus driver voice.
There was much apologising. And ohh we are so embarrassed.
Still chucked them off and told them to take them crusty knickers with you.
I have many stories from the buses. Curious to know if anyone else has tales from their work place.
Matt the driver. X