4 minute warning.

[Pearls]

I would get as much naughty treats as I could, drink bottles and see if I could crash and burn in that time ?

Liking your style Miss C

 

[TherLegs]

Build a nuclear bomb shelter out of @Pearls Wham record collection

 

[Pearls]

Build a nuclear bomb shelter out of @Pearls Wham record collection

You’re not bombing my wham collection

 

[TherLegs]

You’re not bombing my wham collection

I was hoping they might make the bomb recalculate it's trajectory, we could be safe under them

 

[Pearls]

I was hoping they might make the bomb recalculate it's trajectory, we could be safe under them

You could use someone’s shoe collection

 

[TherLegs]

You could use someone’s shoe collection

I'm not that daft

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

You could use someone’s shoe collection

Really

 

[Pearls]

Really

 

[sthwalescpl]

What would it sound like for a start?
What would you do in 4 mins?

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I was told once that the sirens on our local volunteer fire station that had been previously used to call the firefighters to a "shout", were now being repurposed to be the nuclear attack warning.

 

[Pearls]

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I was told once that the sirens on our local volunteer fire station that had been previously used to call the firefighters to a "shout", were now being repurposed to be the nuclear attack warning.

Will I hear it in Swansea

 

[sthwalescpl]

Will I hear it in Swansea

ffs...you narna, they will probably set one off near you too!

In truth, 4 minutes isnt really long enough to do anything, I'd just pray that I was far enough away from a primary or secondary target, and try to get underground, a cellar or similar, although chances of finding one within 4 minutes is pretty remote.
I'd hope to be able to see the nearest flash, so I could calculate the "flash to bang" time, which would tell me how far away it was. Then I'd dredge up the memories of my CBRN Instructors course, and try to remember the calculations for figuring out how big the nuke was, thereby giving me an idea about if I was in the "survival" zone.....or whether I should just bend over, put my head between my legs, and kiss my arse goodbye!

 

[sthwalescpl]

These days, I'm pretty sure we'd get longer than 4 minutes....if it was a launch from the Russkies or the Chinese land-based nukes....but...if it was one of them sneaky subs, and they had got close to the UK...then I dunno what the warning time would be.

 

[sthwalescpl]

You’re not bombing my wham collection

No need, they bombed on their own.... I thank yew...I'm here all week, try the fish, tip the waitress'

 

[Pearls]

No need, they bombed on their own.... I thank yew...I'm here all week, try the fish, tip the waitress'

Did you say you’re here all week

 

[sthwalescpl]

Did you say you’re here all week

that sounds sinister...are you going to get some Whamettes to ambush me?

 

[Pearls]

that sounds sinister...are you going to get some Whamettes to ambush me?

I know a few whamettes I can bring to the party

 

[sthwalescpl]

I know a few whamettes I can bring to the party

Oooo....sounds kinky..........................I like it!!!

 

[Pearls]

Oooo....sounds kinky..........................I like it!!!

Thought you might somehow

 

[sthwalescpl]

Thought you might somehow

I have no idea what you mean, my soul is as pure as the driven snow!?

 

[Pearls]

I have no idea what you mean, my soul is as pure as the driven snow!?

 

[terryfurby]

Still be ss and taliking to you lot lol